Definitions by DARKNESS

kansas city kick start 

to kick a female in the vagina to prime her for sex, also known as a hoof to the front butt

John wanted to have sex but Sally wasn't horny, so John gave her a Kansas City kick start.

kansas city kick start by DARKNESS July 16, 2015

Evanevolution

1. The cure to the White epidemic.

1. Jamaal: Did you see what Bob just did?
Maurice: Yeah, that made me Hispanic and it's not even wintertime.
Jamaal: Word, he's next in line for evanevolution.

Evanevolution by Darkness May 6, 2005

woo ball 

1. An action and/or phrase used when pitchin woo.

2. The "object" thrown when pitchin woo.

1. You hit her hard with that last woo ball.

2. I think I done pitched my last woo ball.

woo ball by Darkness May 6, 2005

pitchin woo

1. White synonym for "flirting"
Black synonym for "throwin out your game"

1. Mike: Stop pitchin woo to Ang.
Shook: Hold up. I'm down to my last woo ball.
Mike: She doesnt want you or your balls.

pitchin woo by Darkness May 6, 2005

Hispanic 

1. People of Spanish descent.

2. A synonym for angry.

3. A soon-to-be Crayola color.

1. Are Mexicans Hispanic?

2. I would be Hispanic too after my ex took back my PS2.

3. Light-skinned Black people turn Hispanic in the wintertime.

Hispanic by Darkness May 5, 2005

stacked

When you're playing CS and there are 50 terrorists and 4 counter terrorists, with the terrorists being the top 50 players.

Doesn't anyone notice that the teams are stacked? Or have you all been too busy killing us?

stacked by Darkness January 4, 2005

jackwipe 

A box of kleenex that sits by your computer desk/nightstand, and it runs out within days. Even when you don't have a cold.

Damnit to hell, I'm out of jackwipe. I guess my sock will do.

jackwipe by Darkness December 1, 2004