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Car Slut

A young female, usually to be found associating herself with older males. Typically skanky rather than naturally attractive, she applies excessive amounts cheap makeup and wears trashy clothes in an attempt to attract attention from car-owning males. Little Miss Car Slut hangs around young car-owning wiggas in the misguided hope that she'll become incredibly popular, or at least score some free transport in the process.

In a tragic downwards spiral, many of these desperados she seeks will bury themselves in unserviceable amounts of debt to attract Little Miss Car Slut with shiny paint and bling wheels untastefully added to their uninspiring rice chariots. The desperados she hangs around with think it'll be worth the money when Little Miss Car Slut puts out, but in reality she's just a cock tease. Continuing the downward spiral, Little Miss Car Slut will move on to a new desparado as each successive one wakes up to her games, resulting in desperado war.
eg. Pamella is such a Car Slut
by dan February 29, 2004
mugGet the Car Slutmug.

cashes

niggerspeak for money. also see monies
"Yo, foo, how much cashes does you be gotten?"
by Dan March 31, 2005
mugGet the cashesmug.

lumpymilk

nerd geek gamer loser
one who can't stomach milk jeeplover

wanker especially
See that lumpymilk trying to get unstuck in his jeep?
by dan June 24, 2004
mugGet the lumpymilkmug.

urbandictionary

A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line
Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.
by Dan December 8, 2004
mugGet the urbandictionarymug.

ka-ching

An imitation of the sound made by a cash register, used when someone's action will result in mo' money; see also cha-ching
I'm gonna cash this check: ka-ching!
by dan September 28, 2004
mugGet the ka-chingmug.

steeched

im so F'n steeched
by Dan February 7, 2003
mugGet the steechedmug.

killamajig

Anything that can kill you
The original killamajig is a small scarecrow toy that had a sharp pointy rake... like many knives... on a stick
Ahh the killamajig's are coming
by Dan December 2, 2003
mugGet the killamajigmug.

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