DAN's definitions

flinkie

a mixture of Flea (who Evan wants) and a twinkie (what Evan eats).

"The Wooten's diggin' a flinkie right now"

by Dan October 8, 2003

Vietnam

The latest military conflict in the eyes of any random leftist.

{Insert name of military conflict, e.g. Iraq} is the next Vietnam

by Dan October 5, 2003

oil

The reason France vetoed the Iraq war.

Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.

by Dan October 5, 2003

MFC

Mastrubation Finger Club. What happens when women have one broken nail and the others are still ok.

She's in the MFC.

by Dan October 3, 2003

Wonk

"Know" spelled backward. It's the opposite of somebody who knows what he's talking about -- or someone who knows a subject forward and backward.

by Dan October 2, 2003

cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.

that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.

by Dan September 30, 2003

Homestar Runner

That doofus who can't remember his lines. Ever.
www.homestarrunner.com

"There was this one time I saw Homestar Runner punch a kitten in the throat! No, seriously!"

by Dan September 29, 2003