Definitions by DAN

offspring 

best band ever concived

the offspring rule

offspring by Dan October 30, 2003

quart-lo 

adj-Feeling worn out and low on "juice" after a lot of sex

I'm a little quart-lo

quart-lo by Dan October 29, 2003

dashmead 

dans Expression of flatulentousness

yo did u hear ..... dashmead i fuckin forgot

dashmead by dan October 26, 2003

charver 

A scruffy sod who wears a fake burberry cap and is always forcing money or fags outta people. If your not a charver your not supposed to live (according to them) they're all hrad with their mates but wen they by themselves they are soft cunts

charver by Dan October 24, 2003

Effsnatch 

Every Fuckin Person on the planet bitches, yeah, ya like that, huhh? Yeah fuck that.

Dude, im gonna go to your house and do your mom.

You EFFSNATCH

Effsnatch by Dan October 23, 2003

Monkey Stomp 

To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.

When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.

Monkey Stomp by Dan October 22, 2003

nogich

any thing and every thing

wanna go out for a nogich???

nogich by dan October 20, 2003