DAN's definitions

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

Gay Lord

Gay lord, or gaylord as it is more commonly know is someone with persieved male homosexual tendancies and/or it is an insult that is best served between the ages of 8 and 15 for it's full pain to sting. In later life it is more of a humorous thing to say in a retrospective 'it's all right' kind of way.

Stop that you gaylord or when the teacher go's we're going to smack you.

That was a rubbish throw you 'gaylord'

by Dan December 29, 2003

fipod

1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.

Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.

Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?

Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.

by Dan May 19, 2005

Full Body Frown

The act of defecating.

I have to go make a full body frown.

by Dan November 6, 2004

cashes

niggerspeak for money. also see monies

"Yo, foo, how much cashes does you be gotten?"

by Dan March 31, 2005

urbandictionary

A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line

Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.

by Dan December 8, 2004

ka-ching

An imitation of the sound made by a cash register, used when someone's action will result in mo' money; see also cha-ching

I'm gonna cash this check: ka-ching!

by dan September 28, 2004