DAN's definitions

Maynard James Keenan

My lord and savior. The ideas behind his music point to the only meaningful religion in this world, the faith of your soul. I'm not talking about Christianity either.

I think I'd crap my pants if I had to talk to Maynard James Keenan face-to-face. I mean what the fuck do you say to someone like that? Nice hair?

by Dan May 13, 2005

mimble tucker

A large hairy part of a horses bottom

Geez, You guys are such large nimble Tuckers.

by Dan December 22, 2003

Timothy Leary

LSD + Marijuana legalization activist, highly education man with a PhD.

When Marijuana's legal, you're gonna be in a for big surprise!

Vietnam wow, c'mon, the draft, c'mon, compulsory education, c'mon, Reagan and Nixon and Humphrey, c'mon, who are you kidding?

by dan November 23, 2003

made

To have been seen, to have been found out, by law enforcement.

To have been found out by a criminal who's house you're trying to raid, if you're in law enforcement.

"You have been made, expect a visit soon"

"The guy we where trying to bust made us and came out shooting"

by Dan July 9, 2005

dinotron

A bunch of painted boxes in the shape of a dinosaur.

Raptard: yo look what is that thing hanging from that window over there?
Tron: oh, you mean those painted boxes that look like a dinosaur?
Raptard: yeah
Tron: that's a dinotron dude
Raptard: what the fuck?!?!

by dan January 2, 2005

bunkakwunk

1. Eskimo for "hat"
2. perfect, unbeatable
3. the opposite of bunk

Cat, Hat, in French Chat Chapeau... Bunka in a Bunkakwunk in Eskimo.

My performance in the game last night was absolutely bunkakwunk

by Dan July 29, 2004

Penis

Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

by Dan September 20, 2003