meesh

a spread, as in peanut butter,mayo,jelly, possibly sometimes a topping.(whip cream)

DUDE..Put some meesh on it.
Can u put some meesh on my milkshake please?

by Dan January 05, 2005

donky conk

to fuck a girl from behind, right before you cum you hit her in the back of the head with a brick and she will tighten up.

"oh... oh.... im gonna *SMASH* ohhhhhhhhh yea tammy"

by dan May 22, 2003

ax wound

A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.

I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.

by dan December 05, 2003

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 01, 2005

knight k

The epitome of all that exists, the true meaning of life. Without him, all would be lost. Available in nasal and haroine style needles. :D

Dude, want a dose of some knight k!? I have a shitload cause its so cheap-n-good!

by dan July 28, 2004

30 second rudies

To have sex within 30 seconds regardless of state of dress or where you are

"hey , im horny, lets have 30 seconds rudies!" thus having sex with in the 30 second rudies time frame.

by dan March 16, 2008

shnooks

It is an asshole or a complete jerkoff!

Which one of you shnooks took my shit?

by Dan May 13, 2005