bjew

a jewish girl but amazingly hott

Me n Bjew r gettin it on in bed

by dan April 06, 2003

cone titties

Boobs that decrease in size approaching the nipple. They are very common on fat bbw chicks.

Oh my god that fatso has cone titties, but I'd still bang her.

by Dan January 17, 2005

jank

Adj. - Cheesy and low-budget, bad quality, typically associated with films.

We rented a really jank movie last night. We turned it off because it was so bad.

by Dan July 24, 2003

noerb

It is when you use a word that is a noun and you put it as a verb to confuse the person you are talking to.

Jimmy-He is going to system his car.
Bob- Say What?!?

She is going to rim her car.

by Dan August 06, 2004

landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

by Dan February 21, 2005

Whey

whey - (noun) the turn of phrase used to represent an unfortunate event whereby the participant undertakes an action somewhat away from the norm which viewers or viewees feel a sense of accomplishment and the sudden urge to "whey"

A freekick sails miles wide and out for a throw in to the opposing side in a football match
Crowd reaction = one whole hearted "Whey"

by Dan December 26, 2004

pwned

the leet term (h4i1 t34 l337) for owned

victor: hahaha n00b i pwned j00
n00b: oh man great leet warrior, you r0x0rz

by dan December 02, 2003