DAN's definitions

soup

A half hour weekly television show on the E! network. This show presents pop culture news in a comedic way. It reviews the past week's celebrity gossip and happenings. It usually mocks celebrities and what they do. It is hosted by Joel McHale.

Last night I laughed when The Soup made fun of Tom Cruise's actions on Oprah's talk show.

by dan September 1, 2008

spam

Funky tasting meat that thinks its meat...but its not...

Fucking poser!

by Dan July 1, 2003

gene snitsky

Wrestler who descended from the heavens to die for our sins and end crappy storylines.

And on the 7th day Snitsky spoke "It's not my fault!"

by Dan October 12, 2004

Harnk

The misunderstood hero of Angst, he who wades through bullshit with increasing style & aggression.

by dan January 29, 2003

u-turn

when u get head off ya girl when ya about to shoot, ya put out of her mouth n shuv it up her nose.Hwen u ejaculate cum shoots up her nose, and if it comes out the other nostil u have successfully performed the u-turn

i performed the u-turn on my bitch last night

by dan April 18, 2005

shirt

Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.

Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.

by Dan October 17, 2008

qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!

I love to type on my qwertypoiy!

by Dan May 19, 2003