22378008

A dumb elementary school joke about Dolly Parton performed with a calculator.
Kid 1: "22378008? I don't get it! What does this have to do with Dolly Parton?"

Kid 2" "Turn the calculator upside-down you idiot."
by D.L. Crosse April 09, 2008
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hottie

Slang term used originally to describe a sexually attractive woman. Originally coined by rapper Kool Moe Dee in his 1987 track "Go See the Doctor" (Source: Oxford Historical Dictionary of American Slang). In the hip-hop community, the term originally was only applied to females, and still does to this day, but the term was later adopted by white American teens to describe both attractive young males and females.
"Pump it, hottie. Pump it, pump it hottie."

- Redhead Kingpin from Redhead Kingpin and the FBI's 1989 rap song "Pump It Hottie", about ladies doing their thing on the dancefloor.
by D.L. Crosse January 22, 2007
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Emo Eliminator

1. The first haircut a new recruit receives upon joining the military.

2. The electric buzz clippers used to deliver said haircut.
1. Say goodbye to your long hair, son. You're in the Army now - time for your Emo Eliminator.

2. The Army barber whipped out the Emo Eliminator and went to work on the fresh recruits.
by D.L. Crosse April 13, 2007
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Lakers

In South-Central Los Angeles, wearing Los Angeles Lakers clothing and gear is generally considered gang-neutral. While wearing Lakers clothing won't necessarily guarantee your safety, it does make a statement to gang members that you're not looking for trouble.
Wearing Lakers gear in South-Central will buy you a little safety, but it is not guaranteed.

Red (Bloods) + Blue (Crips) = Purple (Lakers color)
by D.L. Crosse March 04, 2007
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magic johnson

A basketball legend who revolutionized the game, but who's career was cut short when he contracted HIV. For a basketball player's game to be compared to Magic Johnson is a high honor.
Oh, snap! Did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back pass? That kid's the next Magic Johnson!
by D.L. Crosse January 19, 2007
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Strictly For My Ninjas

A trendy graphic tee design with a subtly racist message. "Strictly For My Ninjas" is a play on the title of Tupac Shakur's 1993 album "Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.", which contain many tracks emphasizing 2Pac's political and social views. Unfortunately, the mocking nature of the "ninjas" shirt is usually dismissed by the wearers, usually spoiled suburban kids, who are ignorant at best, or closet racists at worse. The subtle racism in the "Strictly For My Ninjas" shirts were even discussed at the University of Iowa's 2007 Obermann Center for Advanced Studies Symposium on Obscenity during a panel aptly titled "The N-Word".
People who wear the "Strictly For My Ninjas" tees think it's okay to make fun of African-American culture.
by D.L. Crosse April 10, 2007
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bro mama

A bro hoe who has a kid(s). Easy to spot at places like the mall, supermarket, etc. with child in tow, usually wearing outfits like velour track suits, or short shirts that expose their tramp stamp.
Jenny was dating that bro Kyle and she got pregnant. Now she's gonna' end up a bro mama.
by D.L. Crosse January 10, 2007
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