golf dip

When a guy starts to pee and bends his knees slightly as monumental relief washes over him. What they do in golf when they're putting the ball in the hole, but it misses by just a few nanometers.

Trevor did the golf dip when he fed the lizard in the urinal.

by D. Y. Vetz December 26, 2020

gripdick

A "medical condition" caused when a male grips his dick too tightly while masturbating, causing to him not enjoy sex with women (or men) as much because he's so used to the iron grip of his hand.

I've been jerking off for years -- and as a result, I have gripdick.

by D. Y. Vetz December 14, 2020

look the other way

To ignore something that is wrong; to not say anything when something bad is happening.

Buddy I'm trying to sell weed to preteens here, you need to look the other way before I make you look the other way.

by D. Y. Vetz November 10, 2020

Junkslap

When a naked guy swings his junk up and down so the balls slap the gooch.

While I was waiting for the shower to warm up I did the junkslap.

by D. Y. Vetz June 21, 2019

Jibboo

A strange birdman you can find in desert ghost towns at night. Mentioned in the Dr. Seuss book "Oh The Things You Can Think!"

And what would you do of you met a Jibboo?

by D. Y. Vetz November 13, 2019

Buttershit

Someone who's fortitude is so weak they might as well be made of butter.

That guy is buttershit.

by D. Y. Vetz October 16, 2018

Soda shock

When you drink pop and a sensation that feels like electricity shoots up your nose.

I shouldn't have downed that entire can of coke so fast -- now I got soda shock!

by D. Y. Vetz June 05, 2019