D. Gould's definitions

Tom Cruise complex

A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.

"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."

by D. Gould November 5, 2006

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).

"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."

by D. Gould March 8, 2006

ten minute warning

The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.

"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.

"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."

by D. Gould November 5, 2006

back alley parkin'

Occurs during the act of "doggy-style" sexual intercourse. When the giver attempts to enter the receiver's anus, without first requesting permission to do so. Usually resulting in the incompletion of said act.

"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"

by D. Gould January 6, 2006

Satan wear

Slag for gothic apparel. Primairly of the shade black. May refer to any of the gothic sub-genre styles: Cyber, Industrial, Victorian, or Death Rock. Made of materials that may include leather, PVC, rubber, lace, or velvet. Dubbed so, because most people assume goths are also 'Satanists'.

"My mom went through my closet, and shredded all my Satan wear. Now, she's making me go to church!"

by D. Gould February 1, 2006