D. Gould's definitions

professional bargainer

In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.

"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

S and M'er

Short for "Stand and Model". Someone in the BDSM community who dresses the part, but does not participate.

"Get the hell outta my dungeon! You pussy S and M'er!"

by D. Gould November 1, 2007

truck stop trixie

A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.

"That truck stop trixie, has walked from rig to rig for over an hour. Looking for a john."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

on the gas

Someone who is using performance-enhancing drugs.

"Pro wrestlers? Yup. Totally on the gas."

by D. Gould December 17, 2008

rack bitch

The loser in a game of pool, who as a result of their loss, must rack the cue balls for the winner.

"Hurry up, rack bitch! I ain't got all day!"

by D. Gould June 22, 2008

professional protester

Any unemployed, fanatically Liberal protester, who spends an inordinate amount of time protesting the Republican wing. Often protests so frequently, they lose track of what they are actually protesting. Usually falls within the age range of 18-35. Descriptions include bad dye jobs, nasty facial piercings, and copious amounts of tacky tattoos. While adopting a "hippy-ish" style dresscode, and associated hygiene practices.

"Berkeley University in California, produces the highest number of professional protesters, in all United States."

by D. Gould February 15, 2006

trick card

Pre-designed cards left on top a bar, usually in a drink glass, for patrons. They are used to write down a person's name and phone number. Should they happen to hook-up with someone in a bar or club.

"You got that chick's phone number?"

"Ya. It's right here...Oh shit. I lost my trick card! FUCK!!!"

by D. Gould August 20, 2008