107 definitions by D. Gould

macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).

"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."

by D. Gould March 8, 2006

do the deuce

To procure a twenty dollar lap dance.

"You're cute, honey. Let's go back into the Champagne Room, and do the deuce."

by D. Gould February 23, 2006

clubvintory

1.) Taking "inventory" of your pocket contents before heading off to the club. Just to make sure you have everything you need.

2.) When in the club, constantly checking the back pockets of your jeans, in order to make sure you haven't been pickpocketed.

"Did you lose something?"

"Na. Just doing a clubvintory. It's all good."

by D. Gould August 23, 2008

idiot light

The green coloured indicator on a motorcycle. Which informs the rider, they are in the "Neutral" gear, when lit.

"Dude...Why's my bike not moving?"

"Of COURSE it's not moving, STUPID! Your 'idiot light' is on!"

by D. Gould January 28, 2006

bunking a noob

When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.

"Who's Ann?"

"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."

by D. Gould February 25, 2006

wallet salad

Paper currency, of any denomination.

"I forgot to hit the ATM. Got any wallet salad on you?"

by D. Gould December 20, 2006

pucker power

A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.

"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"

by D. Gould January 28, 2006