D. Gould's definitions

Coffin Time

The after hours, alter ego, of any "Coffee Time" donut shop. This transformation occurs, when the local Gothic bar or nightclub closes its doors for the evening, and the vampire people congregate there. It being the only place still open, at that hour of night.

"Welcome to Coffin Time...Would you like a side order of blood with your donut, FREAK?"

by D. Gould July 3, 2006

macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).

"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."

by D. Gould March 8, 2006

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

sufficient cuteness

The most basic degree to which a person must first qualify, in order for you to engage in sexual relations with them.

"Dude...Did you tap that chick's ass at the party?"

"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."

by D. Gould February 10, 2006

crackerjack

Someone who is clearly addicted to crack cocaine. Characterized by skitish movements, poor hygiene, and a willingness to do anything for the drug. Often observed wandering aimlessly during all hours of the night, in search of their next fix.

"Yo...That crackerjack sucked off me and my whole crew, for five bucks!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

pucker power

A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.

"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"

by D. Gould January 28, 2006

bootback

A person who professionally shines boots, at a gay, leather bar. Usually only works weekends, and does so partially to satisfy his own, personal boot fetish.

"Where's the bootback? I got a scuff on my Wesco's!"

by D. Gould November 29, 2006