D. Gould's definitions

waffle

To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.

"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

kill the town

When an entertainer of some sort purposely goes out of their way to put on a bad show, because they can't stand the town they are in.

"Screw this outfit. It's nothing but redneck racists. Let's kill the town, and get the fuck outta here quick."

by D. Gould August 19, 2008

homo hip

Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).

"Wrestling shoes and frosted slow-hawks? That's SO homo hip!"

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

social cockroach

Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.

"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."

by D. Gould December 9, 2006

on the gas

Someone who is using performance-enhancing drugs.

"Pro wrestlers? Yup. Totally on the gas."

by D. Gould December 17, 2008

truck stop trixie

A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.

"That truck stop trixie, has walked from rig to rig for over an hour. Looking for a john."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

tits in Cali

A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.

"That chick pretends to be sincere and honest, but she's like 'tits in Cali': totally FAKE."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006