D. Gould's definitions
A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.
"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
Get the repeat offendermug. Occurs during the act of "doggy-style" sexual intercourse. When the giver attempts to enter the receiver's anus, without first requesting permission to do so. Usually resulting in the incompletion of said act.
"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"
by D. Gould January 6, 2006
Get the back alley parkin'mug. The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.
by D. Gould March 24, 2006
Get the victory lapmug. "Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"
"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
by D. Gould January 9, 2007
Get the Newfie Retirement Fundmug. 1.) Sex between homos, within the confines of a bathhouse.
2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.
2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.
by D. Gould July 5, 2006
Get the bathhouse jiu-jitsumug. Talking down to someone. Usually occurs during sexual intercourse, or after you've just whopped someone's ass in a fight. May include finger pointing, as well as obscene gestures.
"After he kicked the guy's ass, he got down next to his ear, jaw jacked him, and started doing push-ups!"
by D. Gould February 6, 2006
Get the jaw jackmug. Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
Get the homo hipmug.