D. Gould's definitions

repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.

"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

back alley parkin'

Occurs during the act of "doggy-style" sexual intercourse. When the giver attempts to enter the receiver's anus, without first requesting permission to do so. Usually resulting in the incompletion of said act.

"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"

by D. Gould January 6, 2006

victory lap

The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.

"Are you going to grad?"

"Not this year. I can't. I have to do a victory lap, instead."

by D. Gould March 24, 2006

Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

by D. Gould January 9, 2007

bathhouse jiu-jitsu

1.) Sex between homos, within the confines of a bathhouse.

2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.

"Don't go into that steamroom. There's some serious bathhouse jiu-jitsu going on."

by D. Gould July 5, 2006

jaw jack

Talking down to someone. Usually occurs during sexual intercourse, or after you've just whopped someone's ass in a fight. May include finger pointing, as well as obscene gestures.

"After he kicked the guy's ass, he got down next to his ear, jaw jacked him, and started doing push-ups!"

by D. Gould February 6, 2006

homo hip

Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).

"Wrestling shoes and frosted slow-hawks? That's SO homo hip!"

by D. Gould November 29, 2006