D. Gould's definitions

pouty bum

An anus, that looks like it has been penetrated one too many times. And is subsequently puffy in appearance.

"I think her ass had been tapped the night before I fucked her. Because she had a serious case of pouty bum."

by D. Gould March 3, 2006

macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).

"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."

by D. Gould March 8, 2006

tying off

A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".

"Dude....Why are you tying off? There's only three fucking women in the entire crowd!"

by D. Gould March 9, 2006

booting

Mainlining a drug into your bloodstream, drawing back the syringe to refill it with blood, and then injecting it back into your arm. The theory being, the blood injected back into your bloodstream, will carry with it, any residule narcotic leftover in the syringe.

"I saw the junkie in the alleyway booting his heroin three times over, before he finally nodded off."

by D. Gould March 13, 2006

blading

"Blading", is the process by which a professional wrestler opens up a wound on his forehead, to up the drama of the match. It is usually performed using slight of hand, and a razorblade secretly tucked away in either his apparel, or the tape on his wrist.

"Dusty Rhodes, is the godfather of blading!"

by D. Gould March 16, 2006

cock star

Any male perfomer, in adult film.

"Rocco Siffredi, is an UBER cock star!"

by D. Gould March 17, 2006

fun boy

An "ass pirate", of the first order. Often observed dancing to disco, wearing leather chaps, and a Muir cap.

"Hey Fun Boy...Velcome to zee funhaus!"

by D. Gould June 27, 2006