A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.
"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."
by D. Gould January 18, 2006
An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.
"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"
"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"
"But of course!"
"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"
"But of course!"
by D. Gould July 10, 2006
When a straight guy finds a girl SO incredibly attractive, he would have sex with her, even if he first found out she was actually a transvestite.
by D. Gould January 22, 2007
A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.
by D. Gould January 24, 2006
A woman who does everything in her power to portray herself in a slutty fashion. In behaviour, as well as dress code.
"Did you see how Heather was acting at the party? What the fuck was up with that?"
"Dude...Since Mike broke up with her, she's totally whored out.".
"Dude...Since Mike broke up with her, she's totally whored out.".
by D. Gould August 23, 2008
A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".
by D. Gould March 09, 2006
The going rate of any new inmate, upon his arrival to prision. His exact value being "one Twinkie". Often temporarily traded from one lifer to another, for sexual favours.
by D. Gould January 05, 2007