D. Gould's definitions

pucker power

A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.

"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"

by D. Gould January 28, 2006

bootback

A person who professionally shines boots, at a gay, leather bar. Usually only works weekends, and does so partially to satisfy his own, personal boot fetish.

"Where's the bootback? I got a scuff on my Wesco's!"

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

sufficient cuteness

The most basic degree to which a person must first qualify, in order for you to engage in sexual relations with them.

"Dude...Did you tap that chick's ass at the party?"

"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."

by D. Gould February 10, 2006

chick dick

Another name for a dildo.

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

Nice

Used as a response, to punctuate the severity of what is currently being spoken by the other person. Akin to saying "WTF", or "holy shit".

"So I'm riding down the highway, and the tire blows out on my bike."

"Nice."

"As if that wasn't enough, it got hit by a passing car on the shoulder!"

"FUCKING NICE!!!"

by D. Gould October 4, 2008

all about the beave

A person who's primary goal in life, is to have as much sex with the female gender, as humanly possible. Perpetually unattached romantically, they care nothing for the notion of descretion. Completely uninhibited in their behaviour, they will fornicate anywhere, with anyone, at anytime. Often are either revered, or despised for their qualities.

"He's a nice guy. But don't expect any type of relationship from him. Because he's all about the beave."

by D. Gould February 19, 2006

idiot light

The green coloured indicator on a motorcycle. Which informs the rider, they are in the "Neutral" gear, when lit.

"Dude...Why's my bike not moving?"

"Of COURSE it's not moving, STUPID! Your 'idiot light' is on!"

by D. Gould January 27, 2006