bgoat

bgoat meenz the best at thug2 n 1 glitching and owner of all n00bs like u

www.bgoat.com is tha site of noobs that bgoat own3s.BUT BGOAT SITE ISNT A NOOBISH SITE ITS 4 KEWL PPL

by d-man March 25, 2005

Titty do

This is when you can't find some hoe's gap because the hoes belly hangs out farther than the hoes titty's do.

Damn, I wanted to get all up in Monique's gap, but she got a titty do.

by D-Man January 28, 2005

quatch

used by druggies, a quater of an ounce

Man, are we buyin that quatch

by D-Man April 16, 2005

bloody hatchet wound

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon

i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound

by d-man December 11, 2003

p-funk

derogatory term for a skank's melodorous vaginal.

Did you get a whiff of that ho's p-funk? I can smell it over here.

by d-man June 08, 2004

Stupid John

* a john which connot be bothered

* a john that won't have sex

* a john that cant get erect

* a john that sighs alot

* a john that takes up smoking

* a john with a lazy penis

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"

"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"

"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"

"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"

by D-man February 16, 2005

poke

noun. 1. in reference to any amount of food, drink, drugs.

1. bitch, get off that joint and save me a poke.

2. too bad i ate all this pizza and didn't save jim a poke.

by d-man December 10, 2003