Definitions by D-man

bloody hatchet wound 

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon

i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound

bloody hatchet wound by d-man December 11, 2003

fatty pouse 

n: 1- a somewhat husky girl
2- a girl with a paunch

that waitress is a bit of a fatty pouse

fatty pouse by d-man December 11, 2003

boozease 

n: 1. the greatest group of college kids ever assembled.

v: 2. to drink like a fish, twice

n: man, i got fucked up at boozease last night. full win

boozease by d-man December 11, 2003

dilly-bar

n: see d,penis, love pole, cock

the bitch sucked my dilly-bar

dilly-bar by d-man December 11, 2003

bowcock 

n: a penis with a large, unidirectional curvature; usually due to its abnormal length

ron jeremy has a massive bowcock

bowcock by d-man December 11, 2003

gundo 

n: 1: a dildo shaped like a gun; usually shaped like a smith and wesson 6-shooter

that porn star was fucking her in the ass with a gundo

gundo by d-man December 11, 2003

mad clown 

adv: 1- to become irate
2- to become psychotic
3- without holding back

i'm going mad clown on that bottle of barton's vodka tonight.

mad clown by d-man December 11, 2003