fatty pouse

n: 1- a somewhat husky girl
2- a girl with a paunch

that waitress is a bit of a fatty pouse

by d-man December 11, 2003

D-Man

A person who is the man and is the best at what he does even though what he does no won understands.

A cool dude who does thing the way they should be

That dude calvin is the one and only D-Man

by D-Man September 24, 2003

dilly-bar

n: see d,penis, love pole, cock

the bitch sucked my dilly-bar

by d-man December 11, 2003

p-funk

derogatory term for a skank's melodorous vaginal.

Did you get a whiff of that ho's p-funk? I can smell it over here.

by d-man June 8, 2004

Stupid John

* a john which connot be bothered

* a john that won't have sex

* a john that cant get erect

* a john that sighs alot

* a john that takes up smoking

* a john with a lazy penis

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"

"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"

"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"

"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"

by D-man February 16, 2005

poke

noun. 1. in reference to any amount of food, drink, drugs.

1. bitch, get off that joint and save me a poke.

2. too bad i ate all this pizza and didn't save jim a poke.

by d-man December 10, 2003

boozease

n: 1. the greatest group of college kids ever assembled.

v: 2. to drink like a fish, twice

n: man, i got fucked up at boozease last night. full win

by d-man December 11, 2003