Definitions by D Goody
Quotefest
A quotefest is what happens when a conversation morphs from conversation to quotation. People start talking about something, and by the end of it, they're going back and forth with quotations. Common with Arrested Development quotes.
Last night, I was trying to tell a story, and the conversation turned into a quotefest only two sentences in.
Toolster
A crossbreed between a tool and a hipster. A toolster would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like the Kings of Leon, like both a tool and a hipster would.
Bagster
A crossbreed between a douchebag and a hipster. A bagster would like the Nickleback, like a douchebag would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like Kanye West, like both a douchebag and a hipster would. It's okay if you say bagster and someone thinks you said bastard. They're usually interchangeable.
Toolbag
A crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. A toolbag would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Nickleback, like a douchebag would. They would also like Kid Rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. Toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.