Definitions by D Flawless

bootybuilding 

A sport practiced by hot gym bimbos who mainly work the glutens and legs to get the perfect ass to please chad

The bodybuilders are all crowding around the bench press and the bootybuilding girls all around the leg machines and yoga mats

bootybuilding by D Flawless January 5, 2022

Fukboyama 

A world class Asian musician, anime cartoonist, martial artist, and pornographic actor known for his majestic works of art and slaying a ton of hot pussy

I'm going to a Fukboyama concert tomorrow witn my girl. Gotta dress up nice and fancy

Fukboyama by D Flawless December 14, 2021

Live by the cock die by the cock 

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

Live by the cock die by the cock by D Flawless December 6, 2021

Robert Sixteenth 

A financial staffing firm that never replies

I applied to a job at Robert Sixteenth

Robert Sixteenth by D Flawless December 2, 2021

mastrigator 

an aligator that wanks a lot

Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator

mastrigator by D Flawless November 25, 2021

roll of shame 

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights

After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor

roll of shame by D Flawless November 24, 2021

Memoirs of a Straight-sha 

When you have a romantic night watching Asian movies with a girl and fucking her pussy good

Me and that girl went back to her place and watched Memoirs of a Straight-sha

Memoirs of a Straight-sha by D Flawless November 23, 2021