Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

airbnb nomad

A person with no home but a moderate income who simply hops around from one airbnb to the next in perpetuity

After losing their long term rental, they became airbnb nomads, moving every month for three years

by D Flawless February 25, 2022

Hallowenis

When your elbow feels hollow from masterbaiting too much

I jacked off 5 times Monday and got a bid of Hallowenis

by D Flawless October 31, 2021

Prostithreetion

Paying hookers for a threesome

Johnny's sex drive got so high he headed to Reno and Lake Tawhore for some prostithreetion

by D Flawless September 02, 2022

Goico

A greedy insurance company with big noses even more crooked than its insurance practices

Goico denied my claim again and found me at fault for getting rear ended

by D Flawless March 18, 2022

Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were

Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours

by D Flawless June 27, 2020

DDSM

Doctor of Dental Sadomasochism

The highest academic degree conferred by elite dental schools; the DDSM degree makes practitioners fully licensed to perform tooth extractions with the penis, genital mutilation with dental instruments, and unlimited sex with hot dental assistants

by D Flawless October 16, 2021