Definitions by D Flawless

mastrigator 

An alligator that jacks off a lot

Don't fall in that creek dude, there's a mastrigator in there

mastrigator by D Flawless August 20, 2020

Notre Same 

A large midwestern university where everyone looks the same and acts the same

Did you hear, Johnny got a full ride to Notre Same!

Notre Same by D Flawless August 20, 2020

Dickolas Sparks 

A well known and bestselling romance novel author and Notre Dame grad known for his sappy love stories later adapted into popular movies whose male protagonists are all tall white men over 6 feet and whose female protagonists are all blonde, blue eyed Stacys taking it in the rain and in the shower from chad

Dickolas Sparks just released a new book and they're already turning it into a new Netflix series. Get yours today

Dickolas Sparks by D Flawless August 20, 2020

Erectionometry 

The measuring of one's dick with a boner

Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got

Erectionometry by D Flawless August 16, 2020

Selena Gonads 

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch

Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on

Selena Gonads by D Flawless July 2, 2020

Disease Ansari

An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs

Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?

Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since

Disease Ansari by D Flawless July 1, 2020

Adjusted Body Count 

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were

Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours

Adjusted Body Count by D Flawless June 27, 2020