162 definitions by D Flawless

Frequent Jerker Miles

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut

If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree

by D Flawless December 24, 2019

Mastrawank

When you take your penis and jack it off all over the place

I mastrawank 3 times a day

by D Flawless November 14, 2019

Tiredcel

When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game

Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks

Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight

by D Flawless January 4, 2020

bootybuilding

A sport practiced by hot gym bimbos who mainly work the glutens and legs to get the perfect ass to please chad

The bodybuilders are all crowding around the bench press and the bootybuilding girls all around the leg machines and yoga mats

by D Flawless January 5, 2022

Selena Gonads

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch

Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on

by D Flawless July 3, 2020

mastrigator

An alligator that jacks off a lot

Don't fall in that creek dude, there's a mastrigator in there

by D Flawless August 20, 2020

mastrigator

an aligator that wanks a lot

Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator

by D Flawless November 25, 2021