ShitTank

A show on abc about entrepreneurs shit

Mark jewban took a shit on abcs shittank and it went series abcdefg and took it public

by D Flawless September 28, 2022

Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Mall orgy

An orgy with the hot bimbos at the mall

I went tona mall orgy in Dillard's and fucked thr hot mall girls

by D Flawless July 20, 2022

Asianginity

The state of a girl having not yet had sex with an Asian guy.

I took two hot chicks Asianginity over winter break. The first one I banged on her dad's living room couch right after we got back from our first date at Casa Fiesta and her parents went upstairs to go to bed. The second one invited me over to try these gross jelly beans and then we did it doggy style on the living room floor.

Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"

First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."

Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "

Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"

by D Flawless May 05, 2018

Title IX

What the feminist university administrators invoke when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes

Timmy: Aaah-chooo!
Allie! Sexual harassment! Call the police! Open a Title IX investigation!

by D Flawless October 08, 2020

Title IX

A college policy which says that it's a crime for a man under 6 feet tall to even look at a girl

Tom: Ahhh-choo!
Sarah: Title IX! Call the police! This manlet is sexually harassing me!

by D Flawless October 08, 2020

Poongrimage

A long journey to a distant land for the purpose of smashing some hot pussy

Johnny made a poongrimage to Nevada over the weekend some tap some hot pussy

by D Flawless November 09, 2021