D's definitions

we need to talk

basically, your girl has something to bitch about.

"Honey, we need to talk."

by d September 21, 2003

lojack

#2 A wedding ring or wedding band.

Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.

by D April 9, 2005

Dat Flies

Generally used to designate a poorly drawn smiley in MSN messenger that may or may not look like a fly. In reference to a Jack Handey Deep Thought that ended with "That alien!", but written in english shitty enough to make you invert singular and plural and put the letter D instead of the "th" sound.

MikeK: Mans! Loks at my nwew smilyeS!

D: Shoot!

MikeK: <shitty smiley>

D: whtat the fkucs is that supposeded to be?! it looks like a fruit flies or smomethinigs!11

MikeK: Dat Flies

by D June 1, 2004

BLNTZ

A Phillies Blunt that has been unrolled and re-rolled with dank ass chrondo.

I love BLNTZ.

by D June 22, 2003

highland park highschool

1) a highschool in highland park
2) a public school where rich white suburban school gather to prepare for their acceptance to SMU
3) the highest concentration of hot blonde girls in skirts on the planet

yeah I go to highland park highschool... I jack off 9 times a day and play football

by d September 14, 2004

gay ban

Imitation Ray Ban sunglasses.

"Dude those are sweet Ray Bans"
"Nah they're Gay Bans. I go 'em at the flea market for 10 bucks"

See also: Joakley (Oakley), Fauxllé(Bollé) and Likely (Nike)

by D August 18, 2006

cow sex

oh yeah

that nice

by d August 18, 2003