Definitions by D’brickaJon Swaggins
Meatwagon
When a player gets injured and they need to get halled off the field by a cart, otherwise known as a meatwagon.
After Damar couldn’t handle the heat in his local 13u pop Warner game, he got taken off the field in a meatwagon. Causing the whole football league to go into a frenzy.
Meatwagon by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023
Driving The Bus
When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.
Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.
Driving The Bus by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023
Red Solo Cup Party
When you walk into a local school function, and you can’t help but notice that the cups used to drink alcohol are red solo cups.
Terry walked into his New Year’s Eve party, only to realize that it was a red solo cup party. Terry got brain in five minutes.
Red Solo Cup Party by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023
Funch
A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
Funch by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023
Photo Ratitis
When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.
Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.
Photo Ratitis by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023
Funch
A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because he heard rumors that it’s big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis. Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
Funch by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 2, 2023
Age/Gender Music Mistaking
When your listening to music and think the song is sung by a 15 year old girl but it’s actually made by a 50 year old guy. The mistaking can happen with any combination.
Byron was listening to the song Star Song, and thought it was song by a middle school boy. On further research, Byron concluded that the song was sung by a adult woman. Byron was Age/Gender Music Mistaking.
Age/Gender Music Mistaking by D’brickaJon Swaggins April 20, 2022