When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.
Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 04, 2023
A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 04, 2023
A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because he heard rumors that it’s big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis. Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 03, 2023
When your engaging a lifting workout, and you think your one set ahead of what your actually at. Now you feel like you have even more lifting to do.
Tyrone thought he was on set 3 of his 4-set workout, but on further realization he was only on set 2. Tyrone fell into a Mid Lift Crisis.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins April 20, 2022
When your listening to music and think the song is sung by a 15 year old girl but it’s actually made by a 50 year old guy. The mistaking can happen with any combination.
Byron was listening to the song Star Song, and thought it was song by a middle school boy. On further research, Byron concluded that the song was sung by a adult woman. Byron was Age/Gender Music Mistaking.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins April 20, 2022
When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.
Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 06, 2023
When a player gets injured and they need to get halled off the field by a cart, otherwise known as a meatwagon.
After Damar couldn’t handle the heat in his local 13u pop Warner game, he got taken off the field in a meatwagon. Causing the whole football league to go into a frenzy.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 06, 2023