D'emon's definitions

Splurge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Damn! I done splurged a wicked facial on that hoe.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Cube Farm

n. The vain attempt to produce privacy in an otherwise open-office layout through the placement of shared partitions in a box-like arrangement around each adjoining work area.

This lousy office hive is nothing but one big fucking cube farm!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Organ

n. Yet another term for the male member.

My biatch loves to play my organ.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Meat

n. Pussy for chowing-down on. Best when served raw in a bald pink taco.

Margaret! Your meat's gone rancid! Pass the salsa woman!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Member

n. Yet another term for the male organ.

Shit! That Bobbit bitch dis-membered Johnny!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

cunnilingual drift

v. When a person's tongue drifts down to a woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense session of cunnilingus.

Credit: Dan Savage (Savage Love)

"Man, I was so drunk I didn't even realize I was savaging her butthole! It was cunnilingual drift, dude!"

by D'emon July 18, 2003

Chocolate Starfish

n.
See also: wordRusty Sheriff's Badge/word.

Take that chocolate starfish and give it a rimmer.

by D'emon November 5, 2002