32 definition by D'emon

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

by D'emon March 20, 2003

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

by D'emon November 07, 2002

See Wedgie.

Clarence loves a good gotchie-pull.

by D'emon November 20, 2002

n. What Martha's looking at.

Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

n. One who desires to be worthy of being recognized as an associate of the Urban Dictionary.

I am an oodee-wannabe so get your funk 'n wagnels outta my face!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Sometimes mistakenly confused with splurge

Damn! I done spooged a wicked facial on dat hoe.

by D'emon November 06, 2002

n. Pussy for chowing-down on. Best when served raw in a bald pink taco.

Margaret! Your meat's gone rancid! Pass the salsa woman!

by D'emon November 26, 2002