D'emon's definitions

Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Rave

n. An underground party featuring a distinctive style of music, dress, dance and visual effects in combination with open sexual behaviour and psychedelic chemicals such as ecstacy.

Dude. Too much X makes you a raving lunatic.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Tongue

n. The amazingly talented mass of muscle laying in the floor of the mouth.

He: Listen Hoe, while I'm out scoring, dat tongue better be the only organ in yo mouth!

She: You da man.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Gotchie-Pull

See Wedgie.

Clarence loves a good gotchie-pull.

by D'emon November 20, 2002

Tongue

v. To entertain a body part using one's tongue.

She: How was that rim job, Massa?

He: Biatch, you done tongue ma winker like a professional plumber.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Meat

n. Pussy for chowing-down on. Best when served raw in a bald pink taco.

Margaret! Your meat's gone rancid! Pass the salsa woman!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Splurge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Damn! I done splurged a wicked facial on that hoe.

by D'emon November 5, 2002