D'emon's definitions

Oodee Master

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Butt Floss

n. A form of female underwear so narrow as to effectively remove deposits from within surrounding crevices. Similar to dental floss as used in the act of orthodontic hygiene.

Let me axe you a keschun My nigga. Is dat hoe packin' butt floss or she be Going Commando?

by D'emon November 20, 2002

Mow

(v.) Pubic defoliant. Agent orange applied to the patch.
(see Apocalypse Now)

Grab the remmington, I'm goin' Viet Cong on dat biatch cuz it be time to mow that lawn and clear me a landing strip. 747-Heavy cumming in fast!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

Glaze

(Adj.) A coating of ejactulate upon a surface.

Nice aim! The fuckin' Wigga did a window glaze again, dude!

Sorry man! I missed my biatch

by D'emon November 13, 2002

off

v. To knock-off someone.

See also whack

Benito stole another of my bitches so I'm gonna off that mothercunter pimp !

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Knobosaurus

n. A particularly carnivorous male package.

Later Dude. I'm gonna take my knobosaurus out hunting for some fresh meat!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Wedgie

n. Masculine form of tweet but lacking the amusing camel-toe.

Oh thay Clarence, Mary and I just luvv your new Wedgie! Girl, it is fab-u-lous!

by D'emon November 20, 2002