D'emon's definitions

Prairie Doggin

v. The phenomenon where multiple heads are observed to pop up above the partitions in a cube farm in rapid succession.

Someone farted and the whole fuckin office went prairie doggin.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

off

v. To knock-off someone.

See also whack

Benito stole another of my bitches so I'm gonna off that mothercunter pimp !

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Chocolate Starfish

n.
See also: wordRusty Sheriff's Badge/word.

Take that chocolate starfish and give it a rimmer.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter

Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!

by D'emon November 7, 2002

hohoho

n. One who becomes promiscuous on an annual basis at the office Christmas party.

Dude 1: Gonna get lucky at the office Christmas party?

Dude 2: Dunno, who's gonna be there?

Dude 1: HOHOHO

by D'emon March 20, 2003

mule

n. Pharmaceuticals courier.

Dude, Pedro the mule just checked in. Let's 420 !

by D'emon November 7, 2002

(w)-----------------------

(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.

A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!

B: Huh? What sperm?

(w)--- <Splooey>

A/B: Aghhhhhhhhhh

by D'emon November 8, 2002