D'emon's definitions

Member

n. Yet another term for the male organ.

Shit! That Bobbit bitch dis-membered Johnny!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Organ

n. Yet another term for the male member.

My biatch loves to play my organ.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Meat

n. Pussy for chowing-down on. Best when served raw in a bald pink taco.

Margaret! Your meat's gone rancid! Pass the salsa woman!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Knobosaurus

n. A particularly carnivorous male package.

Later Dude. I'm gonna take my knobosaurus out hunting for some fresh meat!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Chunks

n. Regurgitant.

Jane: I got so drunk last night. I blew chunks when I got home.

Dick: But you said booze never made you sick.

Jane: You don't understand Dick. Chunks is the name of my rottweiler!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

five to ten

n. What Martha's looking at.

Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Rave

n. An underground party featuring a distinctive style of music, dress, dance and visual effects in combination with open sexual behaviour and psychedelic chemicals such as ecstacy.

Dude. Too much X makes you a raving lunatic.

by D'emon November 26, 2002