D'emon's definitions

skidmarks

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

five to ten

n. What Martha's looking at.

Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Oodee Master

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

by D'emon March 20, 2003

shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter

Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Rave

n. An underground party featuring a distinctive style of music, dress, dance and visual effects in combination with open sexual behaviour and psychedelic chemicals such as ecstacy.

Dude. Too much X makes you a raving lunatic.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Butt Floss

n. A form of female underwear so narrow as to effectively remove deposits from within surrounding crevices. Similar to dental floss as used in the act of orthodontic hygiene.

Let me axe you a keschun My nigga. Is dat hoe packin' butt floss or she be Going Commando?

by D'emon November 20, 2002