D'emon's definitions

Oodee Master

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Mow

(v.) Pubic defoliant. Agent orange applied to the patch.
(see Apocalypse Now)

Grab the remmington, I'm goin' Viet Cong on dat biatch cuz it be time to mow that lawn and clear me a landing strip. 747-Heavy cumming in fast!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

Glaze

(Adj.) A coating of ejactulate upon a surface.

Nice aim! The fuckin' Wigga did a window glaze again, dude!

Sorry man! I missed my biatch

by D'emon November 13, 2002

off

v. To knock-off someone.

See also whack

Benito stole another of my bitches so I'm gonna off that mothercunter pimp !

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Chunks

n. Regurgitant.

Jane: I got so drunk last night. I blew chunks when I got home.

Dick: But you said booze never made you sick.

Jane: You don't understand Dick. Chunks is the name of my rottweiler!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Splurge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Damn! I done splurged a wicked facial on that hoe.

by D'emon November 5, 2002