Cynicool's definitions

computinati

A secret cabal of genius programmers developing the ultimate artificial intelligence program to run the world.

I hope the program the computinati are working on works better than the current system.

by Cynicool May 27, 2018

misenchantment

Enchantment with the wrong thing.

My daughter suffers from an unfortunate misenchantment with the Kardashians.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

mendophobe

A person who fears and/or loathes lies and liars.

Trump polls in single digits among the mendophobes.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

hypotheism

The doctrine that God isn't all He's cracked up to be.

Looking at how badly the Creation is managed lends credibility to the doctrine of hypotheism.

by Cynicool March 30, 2017

pancebo

A placebo that solves all your problems.

Ever since cannabis was legalized, they've been touting CBD like it was some kind of pancebo.

by Cynicool September 24, 2021

ordealistic

Drawn to activities that have an element of suffering.

He's so ordealistic that every vacation he takes involves some trek from hell or other form of suffering.

by Cynicool May 7, 2019

unmergency

A declared emergency that turned out not to be so.

She told me that it was an emergency, but when I got there it turned out to be an unmergency. She just wanted me to come over.

by Cynicool June 20, 2019