Curtis meyer's definitions

Bjork

To vomit (Spelled and pronounced the same as the famous Icelandic singer of the same name.); -ing, -ed

"I was dancing peacefully in the club until that drunk fellow bjorked all over my shoes."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Whelm

1. To be swept beneath by a wave.

2. (To be) the effect of experiencing something of mediocre quality ; -ing; -ed

3. Neither good nor bad, simply existing

The movie last night was completely whelming.

I thought I would be excited by the fair, but I was whelmed at best.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Snart

1. The noise created by sneexing and farting at the smae time.

2. The act of sneezing and farting at the same time; -ing; -ed

The sound of his snart turned all heads at the dinner table.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Cat person

1. Someone with a sexual preference towards females.
2. A heterosexual male.
3. A lesbian.

I always though he was gay, but it turns out he's actually a cat person.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Aiyo!mance

The relationship between shorties and cat-callers. ("Aiyo shorty!")

The call girl and the construction worker had an aiyo!mance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Sucktacular

v. - The antithesis of spectacular.

"Wow, that new Ke$ha song is sucktacular."

by curtis meyer February 13, 2010

Guano

1. Bat feces.
2.Crazy (I.E. "Batshit")

After he had a few beers at the party, he went straight guano.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008