Curtis Meyer's definitions

Yaktivist

1. Someone who is all talk and no action. (Comes from "yakking" and "activist," and the expression "All yak and no sack"); The opposite of a pragmatist.

2. Someone with a penchant for conjuring false hopes.

3. An expert at bluffing.

1. "She keeps saying she'll quit her job, but her co-workers know she's just a yaktivist."

2. "Whenever his father promised to take him to the zoo, he had a feeling his father was just being a yaktivist."

3. "He always wins at poker because no one can tell when he's got a good hand and when he's being a yaktivist."

by Curtis Meyer March 12, 2008

Scrabose

Having an extensive vocabulary, typically of words up to eight letters in length, that proves beneficial when competing in games of Scrabble. (Comes from "Verbose"; See also: "Scrabosity.")

I don't want to play Scrabble with Brandan - he's way too scrabose an opponent.

by Curtis meyer November 13, 2009

Death to the formula, death to the wack

1. A warcry against ones' enemies decrying stagnation, conformity, and inferiority; Essentially, "Death to your worries, enemies, and general lameness"

2. A call-and-response used as a greeting, toast, or affirmation

From Curtis Meyer's poem "Spell of The Universe (Hip-Hop in Circles Comes)":

"Three times recite in thy cauldron black / Death to the formula, death to the wack"

Party #1 offers glass: "Death to the formula"
Party #2 clinks glass in return: "Death to the wack."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Squince

To narrow one's eyes; A combination of a wince and and a squint; -ing; -ed (Created by Brianna Brumfield of Orlando, Florida)

I had to squince to find my friends in the movie theater.

His eyes squinced as he stared at the sun.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Miniscopic

Small, to the point of near invisibility; The opposite of "ginormous."(Comes from "miniscule" and "microscopic")

"She told me last night that my chances of getting her phone number were miniscopic."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Neverary 32nd

Never; A non-existant date

After the band split up, they members told the label their new album would be released Neverary 32nd,

by Curtis Meyer March 21, 2008

Hypo

Short for "hypochrondriac"; Someone who is unaware of their lack of popularity. (I.E., Someone who thinks they're ill.)

He is such a hypo in his Members Only jacket.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008