cold cremator

A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?

criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.

criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
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ufology

1. Honest scientific study and debate of extraterrestrial visitation to earth. 2. Any of the UFO based religions (Raëlism, Scientology, Heaven's Gate, and a cluster fuck of others) that are growing. 3. A conspiracy of profiteers, that fabricate evidence of extraterrestrial visitation of earth.
1. Most of the science based ufology groups, are honest free thinkers.

2. You thought Jesus freaks were bad, look out for ufology churches.

3. Watch out for ufology hustlers, selling far eastern shit for a 1000% profit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
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secondary parasite

1. A loser that sponges off of another more successful loser. 2. Any organization or business that is tailored to a clientele of welfare addicts.
1. A crackhead mooching money off of a welfare recipient, is a (drum roll) secondary parasite.

2. EZ Check cashes welfare checks, taking a cut, making it a (beat box roll) secondary parasite.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 09, 2010
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Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.
definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
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subsistence farming

Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.
The Ethiopian practice of subsistence farming, is almost suicidal.
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Jamie Kennedy

Yet another coprophilia sex act, involving an old wigger eating dog shit, while masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat cottage cheese ass. After he ejaculates, he vomits up the shit, and mixes it with his semen. He then eats the mixture while giving himself a prostate massage.
Vanilla Ice: At least they didn't name the Jamie Kennedy after me.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
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hefty load

A milkman sized cum shot, at least one cup (236 ml) of nut bust.
Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.

some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.

Me: Having money it awesome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
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