Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions

you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.

delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010

Star Whackers

1. The secret society of lawyers, movie critics and chiropractors that actor Randy Quaid and his plain Jane wife, allege are after them. 2. A series of Stars Wars themed Bukkake films.

1. "We are refugees in Canada... The Star Whackers want to kill us... They killed Heath Ledger and David Carradine."
-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.

2.

some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010

Pennsylabama Valentine

When a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn't stop. Instead he calls her over, and she complies.

Billy Ray: I pulled the ol' Pennsylabama Valentine.

Joe Bob: You sho' is one slick fella, Billy Ray.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010

cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

family with benefits

Family members, with sexual benefits. Popular in Pennsylabama and Pennsyltucky with inbreds.

mother: Hey son, wanna blowjob.

son: Cool. Family with benefits.

father: Let me git the video camera.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010

cunty fresh aroma

The smell or lack thereof, of a freshly cleansed vagina and vulva.

me: Your cunty fresh aroma, makes my heart melt. Ummm.

she: Your weird, but my cunt has never been so fucking clean. Enjoy.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010

Hannah Montana Forever

Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.

Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?

Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.

Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010