Definitions by Cunty Fresh Fanatic

Andy Dick Head Slam 

A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.

The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.

Andy Dick Head Slam by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010

First Night 

noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.

normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?

First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?

normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.

First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.

normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.

First Night by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010

spedtributor 

Opposite of a speditor. Any contributor to the Urban Dictionary, that adds their inside jokes, crushes names, their own name, et cetera, to the UD. This bullshit ends up pissing off us editors, and slowing the editing process down.

editor: Motherfucking spedtributor! Ugh.

Clicks on "Don't Publish" button.

spedtributor by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010

family with benefits 

Family members, with sexual benefits. Popular in Pennsylabama and Pennsyltucky with inbreds.

mother: Hey son, wanna blowjob.

son: Cool. Family with benefits.

father: Let me git the video camera.

family with benefits by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010

she's legal 

The phrase for men with an appetite for barely legal pussy, must always remember.

police officer: Freeze perv, or I'll blow your fucking head off!

innocent dude: She's legal!

she's legal by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010

Bristol Palin syndrome 

When a daughter makes her mother look hot, as Bristol Palin does to her mother.

dude 1: Veronica is so fugly, she makes her sloppy mother a milf.

dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.

Bristol Palin syndrome by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010

cunty fresh aroma

The smell or lack thereof, of a freshly cleansed vagina and vulva.

me: Your cunty fresh aroma, makes my heart melt. Ummm.

she: Your weird, but my cunt has never been so fucking clean. Enjoy.

cunty fresh aroma by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010