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Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?
Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.
Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.
Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010
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Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.
some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.
Me: Having money it awesome.
some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.
Me: Having money it awesome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 11, 2010
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When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.
Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 29, 2010
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by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
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noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.
normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?
First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?
normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.
First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.
normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.
First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?
normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.
First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.
normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
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The withdrawal of hard narcotic drugs such as opiates, alkaloids, amphetamines, et cetera. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diaphoresis, hot flashes, cold spells, vomiting, diarrhea, involuntary movements, seizures, hallucinations, physical pain and suicidal thoughts.
paramedic 1: This guy just shit all over me, when I walked up to him.
junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!
paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.
paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!
paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.
paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 15, 2010
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1. When a homosexual male flirts with another male, whether gay or straight. 2. The request of or insinuation of anal sex.
EXAMPLE 1
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.
other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.
EXAMPLE 2
some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!
some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.
other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.
EXAMPLE 2
some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!
some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 09, 2010
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