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When a woman squats over a man's face, while he performs cunnilingus and masturbates, then urinates on his face. He cums almost instantly.

Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.
Adolf: My sweetest Geli. Can you piss on me, as I have pissed on the Jews?

Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.

Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.

(freaky aryan sex ensues)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 04, 2010
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The region in Northeastern Pennsylvania, where Anthracite coal was or is mined. It is west of the Poconos, east of the Susquehanna River, South of Scranton, and north of The Lehigh Valley. Hazleton and Wikes-Barre are the two center masses of population.

It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.
If you ever move to the Anthracite Coal Region, you know you fucked up in life.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 26, 2010
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1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.
1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?

2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010
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A spent chicken bone, with all the marrow hollowed out and used to smoke crack through.
nigga: Damn! You smokin' a crackbone. That's the most dope shit, I've ever seen.

cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.

nigga: It's probably the crack talking?

cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.

nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010
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pooping man: Wow there sure is a lot of crapperfiti in this stall. "Hendrix is God!", "Mike is gay", "UR mom sure can fuck", and "I pissed all over the toilet paper. sucks to be you asshole". It's like they'll all speaking to me.

Why is this paper wet? It cleans better than dry paper.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 26, 2010
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A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?

criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.

criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 12, 2010
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The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.
Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010
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