Cunningest Linguist's definitions

posting

A traditional execution method where a person is lifted onto a sharp stake in the ground and impaled rectally. The body weight slowly causes the person to be further impaled until a vital organ is reached, causing death.

I hereby sentence you, Rosie O'Donnell, to death by posting.

by Cunningest Linguist October 2, 2006

Democrat

Someone who can take a bad Republican idea and make it worse.

Republican: Let's suspend the Bill of Rights.
Democrat: Great idea! Then, let's mandate everyone to eat their own feces to reduce their individual carbon footprints.

by Cunningest Linguist August 14, 2008

Tiger Woods

To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.

Suddenly, doing the Tiger Woods tour took on a whole new meaning.

by Cunningest Linguist January 1, 2010

Pahrump

1. (v) To go to Pahrump, NV in order to visit one of its fine legal brothels.
2. (n) Object that refers to the ass banged while pahrumping.

Da boys decided to go Pahrumping on Sat after loading up on vodka in Vegas.
Man, I gots me a fine piece of Pahrump.

by Cunningest Linguist December 13, 2006

obama

(v) To make a remarkable political comeback. Named after al Qaeda terrorist founder/US presidential candidate Barack Obama Hussein bin Laden, who went from being the most hated man in America after 9/11 to being elected president of the United States.

It took years, but OJ Simpson was able to obama his way back to respectability.

by Cunningest Linguist June 16, 2008

insurance

A business that involves selling people promises to pay later that are never fulfilled.

Gomer paid flood insurance premium for years, but then the insurer decided to go out of business when the flood came because management had spent all the premium on hookers and private jets.

by Cunningest Linguist August 14, 2008

habeeb

To steal or thieve something by asking to borrow an object and then casually walking away with it when the victim is not looking.

Hey man, I'm watching you. Don't habeeb my pencil.
Paul asked to borrow Adam's iPod for a minute. Then he walked off and successfully habeebed it.

by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006