paradox

A pair (i.e. 2) of ducks.

I went to the farm and slaughtered a paradox.

by Cunningest Linguist September 27, 2006

posting

A traditional execution method where a person is lifted onto a sharp stake in the ground and impaled rectally. The body weight slowly causes the person to be further impaled until a vital organ is reached, causing death.

I hereby sentence you, Rosie O'Donnell, to death by posting.

by Cunningest Linguist September 20, 2006

paradigm

A pair of dimes, i.e. twenty (20) cents.

The expensive consultant helped us discover new paradigms by looking for loose change on the floor.

by Cunningest Linguist May 08, 2006

Tiger Woods

To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.

Suddenly, doing the Tiger Woods tour took on a whole new meaning.

by Cunningest Linguist January 01, 2010

insurance

A business that involves selling people promises to pay later that are never fulfilled.

Gomer paid flood insurance premium for years, but then the insurer decided to go out of business when the flood came because management had spent all the premium on hookers and private jets.

by Cunningest Linguist July 20, 2008

Democrat

Someone who can take a bad Republican idea and make it worse.

Republican: Let's suspend the Bill of Rights.
Democrat: Great idea! Then, let's mandate everyone to eat their own feces to reduce their individual carbon footprints.

by Cunningest Linguist July 19, 2008

Pahrump

1. (v) To go to Pahrump, NV in order to visit one of its fine legal brothels.
2. (n) Object that refers to the ass banged while pahrumping.

Da boys decided to go Pahrumping on Sat after loading up on vodka in Vegas.
Man, I gots me a fine piece of Pahrump.

by Cunningest Linguist December 09, 2006