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To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.
by Cunningest Linguist January 1, 2010
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Democrat: Great idea! Then, let's mandate everyone to eat their own feces to reduce their individual carbon footprints.
Democrat: Great idea! Then, let's mandate everyone to eat their own feces to reduce their individual carbon footprints.
by Cunningest Linguist August 14, 2008
Get the Democrat mug.Gomer paid flood insurance premium for years, but then the insurer decided to go out of business when the flood came because management had spent all the premium on hookers and private jets.
by Cunningest Linguist August 14, 2008
Get the insurance mug.(v) To make a remarkable political comeback. Named after al Qaeda terrorist founder/US presidential candidate Barack Obama Hussein bin Laden, who went from being the most hated man in America after 9/11 to being elected president of the United States.
by Cunningest Linguist June 16, 2008
Get the obama mug.1. (v) To go to Pahrump, NV in order to visit one of its fine legal brothels.
2. (n) Object that refers to the ass banged while pahrumping.
2. (n) Object that refers to the ass banged while pahrumping.
Da boys decided to go Pahrumping on Sat after loading up on vodka in Vegas.
Man, I gots me a fine piece of Pahrump.
Man, I gots me a fine piece of Pahrump.
by Cunningest Linguist December 13, 2006
Get the Pahrump mug.A traditional execution method where a person is lifted onto a sharp stake in the ground and impaled rectally. The body weight slowly causes the person to be further impaled until a vital organ is reached, causing death.
by Cunningest Linguist October 2, 2006
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