CunningLinguist's definitions

cock

Its what whores abuse in order to support themselves. Also, a fully mature male chicken; not a pullet...

"A Cock you dude'll do, for a buck buck buck or two!" said street corner Sally to the lay person...

"Cockadoodle doo!" bellowed the cock as his hens replied "buck buck buck"

by CunningLinguist February 13, 2005

hung

Its what you MAY or may NOT be BEFORE you become the center of attention at a public hangin, and what you will definetly be AFTER....

"Richard, That vile man hangin in the tree IS, at least, well hung". "Peter, No he's not! He's still kickin'"

by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005

tart

Any female who can make "pigtails" look like the sexiest thing on earth.

The Tort Court reporter is a Cute Court Tart

by CunningLinguist January 23, 2005

fat

A lazy, slothful condition in the mind leading to an affliction of the body, whereas one's healthy body weight is doubled or tripled emmanating a disgusting view of blubber that has become akin to all "land whale's". In a perfect world, stretch pants would be unlawful for these bulbous monstrosities.......

"Your momma's so fat, she's turning white" and "she's so fat she uses a blanket for a wash cloth" or "your so fat you got moons orbitting around you"

by cunninglinguist September 25, 2005

cosign

1)v.- To be a second party on a loan or purchase of material goods, usually resulting in unwanted debt for the cosignee, and a lesson in life about the limits of friendship and one of the pitfalls of same.

I never should've cosigned for that loan, now I have to pay for a car my buddy crashed before he skipped out on the loan.

by cunninglinguist July 15, 2005

lie

To knowingly tell an untruth in order to personally gain something or cover up embarrassing facts that may harm your foolish ass. Distinguishable from "bullshit" by its sinister motive.

The best way to determine if Neo-cons are telling a lie is to note whether their lips are moving.....

by CunningLinguist September 25, 2005

conceited

-adjective- Used to describe any person whose self portrait adorns every wall in their own abode. A legend in their own mind...

"Im NOT conceited, for actually Im FAR greater than I think I am"

by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005