CunningLinguist's definitions

brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

tart

Any female who can make "pigtails" look like the sexiest thing on earth.

The Tort Court reporter is a Cute Court Tart

by CunningLinguist January 23, 2005

HNWIC

1) acronymn that stands for Head Nigger What's In Charge, a sarcastic term for your supervisor or anyone in charge.

You got any questions, go to the HNWIC.

by cunninglinguist May 31, 2005

cock

Its what whores abuse in order to support themselves. Also, a fully mature male chicken; not a pullet...

"A Cock you dude'll do, for a buck buck buck or two!" said street corner Sally to the lay person...

"Cockadoodle doo!" bellowed the cock as his hens replied "buck buck buck"

by CunningLinguist February 13, 2005

juice

1) n. The pulpy content of most fruits or vegetables when squeezed under sufficient pressure to extract it.
2) sl. The stamina or energy contained in the human spirit, extracted when under sufficient pressure.
3) v. The act of extraction from succulent fruits, vegetables, or human spirit.

1- Orange juice, pineapple, tomato, lemon
2- He relied on his juice to help.
3- see 2 above

by cunninglinguist May 13, 2005

conceited

-adjective- Used to describe any person whose self portrait adorns every wall in their own abode. A legend in their own mind...

"Im NOT conceited, for actually Im FAR greater than I think I am"

by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005

fat

A lazy, slothful condition in the mind leading to an affliction of the body, whereas one's healthy body weight is doubled or tripled emmanating a disgusting view of blubber that has become akin to all "land whale's". In a perfect world, stretch pants would be unlawful for these bulbous monstrosities.......

"Your momma's so fat, she's turning white" and "she's so fat she uses a blanket for a wash cloth" or "your so fat you got moons orbitting around you"

by cunninglinguist September 25, 2005