CunningLinguist's definitions

telephone

1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and transmitter to a base receiver, either type also tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.

Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.

by cunninglinguist May 16, 2005

HNWIC

1) acronymn that stands for Head Nigger What's In Charge, a sarcastic term for your supervisor or anyone in charge.

You got any questions, go to the HNWIC.

by cunninglinguist May 31, 2005

scrote

-noun- Literally short for scrotum. When a person, usually a male, is so useless and insignificant that they do not deserve the tiny effort it takes to spit out a second offensive syllable; less than a scrotum.

"just say no to crack" was all I could think of as I watched that snivelling scrote crawl the room on his hands and knees looking for a rock....

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

diplomacy

1) Is the ability to tell someone that they are full of shit and having them fully understanding and agreeing with you before you've finished explaining why.
2) Knowing how to sound like you agree with an opposing view while tactfully bringing the opposition around to your way of thinking.

Talking your way out of a traffic ticket takes tact and diplomacy.

by cunninglinguist April 26, 2005

Foul

Impure or not within the confines of acceptable normalcy.

"Man I know Turkeys and Chickens stink, but that fowl farm is fucking foul."
"Dude, you hit a baseball like you smell, and that would be foul"

by CunningLinguist February 10, 2005

AA

1) Amature Alcoholics, or those who don't know when they've had enough of any variety of fermented beverages brewed or distilled to induce intoxication in the user, and resulting in attracting the attentions of the constabulary and being brought into the legal system for reprimand as a consequence of the irresponsible transgression against society's accepted regulations as prescribed by their laws dealing with such matters.

Damn, the judge gimme 40 hours of AA meetings.

by cunninglinguist July 26, 2006