CunningLinguist's definitions

tragedy

When a once attractive and voluptuous woman gets a breast reduction and now just looks fat.

What a TRAGEDY! Liz used to be a buxom, blue-eyed blond that I loved to titty-fuck....but then she got a breast reduction and now all I want to do is play hide-and-seek in the folds of her stomach.

by cunninglinguist March 17, 2004

sky hook

1) In construction work, it is one of the initiation rites of passage given to all new apprentice workers, and thought to be very funny by senior workers in on the gag.
see also - rock stretcher, 68 volkswagen water pump, double pump conchitchilator with a two stage cadisafossil

The foreman just sent that new guy out to get the sky hooks, he'll be right back.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

Foul

Impure or not within the confines of acceptable normalcy.

"Man I know Turkeys and Chickens stink, but that fowl farm is fucking foul."
"Dude, you hit a baseball like you smell, and that would be foul"

by CunningLinguist February 10, 2005

AA

1) Amature Alcoholics, or those who don't know when they've had enough of any variety of fermented beverages brewed or distilled to induce intoxication in the user, and resulting in attracting the attentions of the constabulary and being brought into the legal system for reprimand as a consequence of the irresponsible transgression against society's accepted regulations as prescribed by their laws dealing with such matters.

Damn, the judge gimme 40 hours of AA meetings.

by cunninglinguist July 26, 2006

ball buster

1) A person, place or situation in which one experiences great pressure emotionally, physically, or mentally or in any combination of these.
2) Any employment related repremanding by ones superior that was severe in degree and humbling or humiliating.
3) In sexual deviations it is a device made to apply varying degrees of pressure to the male scrotum and testicles.

1- Mother in law, boss, friar's roast,confessions, police men,
2-large, high pressure projects assigned at work.
3- Ask at the adult book store.

by cunninglinguist May 2, 2005

cock

Its what whores abuse in order to support themselves. Also, a fully mature male chicken; not a pullet...

"A Cock you dude'll do, for a buck buck buck or two!" said street corner Sally to the lay person...

"Cockadoodle doo!" bellowed the cock as his hens replied "buck buck buck"

by CunningLinguist February 13, 2005

HNWIC

1) acronymn that stands for Head Nigger What's In Charge, a sarcastic term for your supervisor or anyone in charge.

You got any questions, go to the HNWIC.

by cunninglinguist May 31, 2005