CunningLinguist's definitions

brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

diplomacy

1) Is the ability to tell someone that they are full of shit and having them fully understanding and agreeing with you before you've finished explaining why.
2) Knowing how to sound like you agree with an opposing view while tactfully bringing the opposition around to your way of thinking.

Talking your way out of a traffic ticket takes tact and diplomacy.

by cunninglinguist April 26, 2005

HNWIC

1) acronymn that stands for Head Nigger What's In Charge, a sarcastic term for your supervisor or anyone in charge.

You got any questions, go to the HNWIC.

by cunninglinguist May 31, 2005

mean mugging

1) To glare at another person with a scowl, or other antagonistic facial expression, with malicious intent, hoping to provoke a response from the intended receipient.

To glare, smirk, leer, stare.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

tart

Any female who can make "pigtails" look like the sexiest thing on earth.

The Tort Court reporter is a Cute Court Tart

by CunningLinguist January 23, 2005

bob

-Verb- To Move along the vertical axis, up and down continuosly, as a fishing "bobber" or cork would move on the tops of waves.

While on the beach, Peter was amazed at how Roberta could bob as she rode wave after wave on her raft.

by CunningLinguist January 23, 2005

ball buster

1) A person, place or situation in which one experiences great pressure emotionally, physically, or mentally or in any combination of these.
2) Any employment related repremanding by ones superior that was severe in degree and humbling or humiliating.
3) In sexual deviations it is a device made to apply varying degrees of pressure to the male scrotum and testicles.

1- Mother in law, boss, friar's roast,confessions, police men,
2-large, high pressure projects assigned at work.
3- Ask at the adult book store.

by cunninglinguist May 2, 2005