alaskan spear-thrower

When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.

Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!

by Cummy worm November 17, 2010

angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.

I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!

by Cummy worm November 12, 2010

porn

One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.

by Cummy worm February 22, 2011

goddammit

What you say when you are pissed off at something.

Goddammit, there's construction on the road!!

by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

I like pie

A cliche originating in the United States, it is most commonly used during a moment of silence, typically to lighten up the mood or just grab someone's attention (with total and utter randomness).

(Two people are sitting on the couch and not socializing with each other whatsoever.)

Person 1: I like pie!
Person 2: Me too.

by Cummy worm December 31, 2011

eagle talon screech

When you eagle talon a girl and she lets out a scream (possibly suggesting that they don't want to be fucked). That process is reminiscient of an eagle swooping down and screeching.

Hey, do you want to eagle talon her?

No, it'll just be an eagle talon screech!

by Cummy worm December 08, 2010

eep!

The sound someone makes when they're nervous and don't know what to do.

From The Simpsons episode "Bart After Dark"

Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight?
Belle: Well, whoever fits Mel's tuxedo. Size: extra small
Bart: Eep!

by Cummy worm December 20, 2010