Cummy worm's definitions

eagle talon

A sex act involving a girl, a guy and a trampoline. The girl lays on the ground doggie style and the guy jumps off the trampoline. In midair, he, possibly successfully, places his cock in the girl's pussy.

Let's eagle talon her!

by Cummy worm December 3, 2010

shit fountain

When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.

I accidentally shit fountain'd myself yesterday.

by Cummy worm October 29, 2010

anxiarrhea

Extreme anxiety experienced by a person, causing unexpected amounts of diarrhea.

The coffee I drank this morning, mixed with my worries of the final exam, gave me a bad case of anxiarrhea.

by Cummy worm December 12, 2012

hummer

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.

I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.

by Cummy worm August 21, 2010

angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.

I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!

by Cummy worm November 10, 2010

jeep

The grandaddy of all 4x4s.

Jim drives a jeep.

by Cummy worm December 17, 2010

toothpaste hangover

The effect on you after you brush your teeth, and food and drinks taste disgusting.

Can we eat as soon as my toothpaste hangover goes away?

by Cummy worm July 4, 2011