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The naughty sun-dance 

Where a sexual partner is lifted by their nipples alone with BDSM nipple clamps while any other participants dance to upbeat Native American drumming naked apart from head dresses.
Todd: “damn bro I do not be vibing”
Michael: “why bro?”
Todd: “I tried The naughty sun-dance and my milk-makers ripped off bro”

Deutsch mark 

A truly stand up guy. A German bloke. Great with kids
Todd: “I feel so bad for mark, he’s a bit chubby but hyper-inflated seems a bit much”
Steve: “Deutsch mark. What an absolute fucking legend
Deutsch mark by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

James Baxter 

The second coming of god. Mode of transportation: a beach ball. Often takes the form of a horse
Stacy: “thank you so much James Baxter, you always know exactly what to say to cheer me up
James Baxter: “James baxter. Jaaames baaxteer”
James Baxter by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

Improvised german 

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally
Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”

Hungarian shake 

Absolute any bodily fluids you can find in a blender with a fuck ton of brown sugar, chalk and ethanol
Todd: “Jesus Christ man! What did you put in my shake dude?!”
Hassan: “it is not what is in your shake my friend, it is what is your shake”
Todd: “what?”
Hassan: “I have prepared you a ‘shake’ from my home town called a Hungarian shakungalcka or a Hungarian shake”

Calypso juice 

During sex, as the male prepares to ejaculate, he forces himself to piss all over the recipient along with his semen.
Jake: “Courtney just killed herself”
Todd: “why?”
Jake: “she said she wanted to mix things up a bit so I gave her a calypso juice surprise but it turns out she just wanted me to pull out instead of a condom”
Calypso juice by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

Taiwanese tongue twister 

During sex, one partner will scream the name of the move they’re about to do and then grab the most intricate part of the recipients body they can (e.g. ear, tongue, nose) and twist it before ejaculating into their eyelids.
Todd: “awww man! I gave Stacy a Taiwanese tongue twister yesterday and fucking wrecked her”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”