Where a sexual partner is lifted by their nipples alone with BDSM nipple clamps while any other participants dance to upbeat Native American drumming naked apart from head dresses.
Todd: “damn bro I do not be vibing”
Michael: “why bro?”
Todd: “I tried The naughty sun-dance and my milk-makers ripped off bro”
Michael: “why bro?”
Todd: “I tried The naughty sun-dance and my milk-makers ripped off bro”
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Steve: “Deutsch mark. What an absolute fucking legend”
Steve: “Deutsch mark. What an absolute fucking legend”
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Michael: “the names Michael, I’m a lady whisperer, I also own a pet chainsaw”
Michael: “the names Michael, I’m a lady whisperer, I also own a pet chainsaw”
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Todd: “awww man! I gave Stacy a Taiwanese tongue twister yesterday and fucking wrecked her”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”
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Get the Taiwanese tongue twister mug.The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally
Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”
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Get the Improvised german mug.A special place in hell for those who jack off to traps or he-shes but persist that they’re not gay and neither are traps. The zone itself is basically a kinky medieval torture dungeon with a load of weird sex tortures
Todd: “awww shit man! Toby just died”
Steve: “he was fucking weird, bet he’s gone to the Ru Paul’s drag realm”
Steve: “he was fucking weird, bet he’s gone to the Ru Paul’s drag realm”
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Jake: “Courtney just killed herself”
Todd: “why?”
Jake: “she said she wanted to mix things up a bit so I gave her a calypso juice surprise but it turns out she just wanted me to pull out instead of a condom”
Todd: “why?”
Jake: “she said she wanted to mix things up a bit so I gave her a calypso juice surprise but it turns out she just wanted me to pull out instead of a condom”
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