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The naughty sun-dance 

Where a sexual partner is lifted by their nipples alone with BDSM nipple clamps while any other participants dance to upbeat Native American drumming naked apart from head dresses.
Todd: “damn bro I do not be vibing”
Michael: “why bro?”
Todd: “I tried The naughty sun-dance and my milk-makers ripped off bro”

Deutsch mark 

A truly stand up guy. A German bloke. Great with kids
Todd: “I feel so bad for mark, he’s a bit chubby but hyper-inflated seems a bit much”
Steve: “Deutsch mark. What an absolute fucking legend”
Deutsch mark by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

James Baxter 

The second coming of god. Mode of transportation: a beach ball. Often takes the form of a horse
Stacy: “thank you so much James Baxter, you always know exactly what to say to cheer me up”
James Baxter: “James baxter. Jaaames baaxteer”
James Baxter by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

Improvised german 

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally
Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”

Hungarian shake 

Absolute any bodily fluids you can find in a blender with a fuck ton of brown sugar, chalk and ethanol
Todd: “Jesus Christ man! What did you put in my shake dude?!”
Hassan: “it is not what is in your shake my friend, it is what is your shake”
Todd: “what?”
Hassan: “I have prepared you a ‘shake’ from my home town called a Hungarian shakungalcka or a Hungarian shake”

Calypso juice 

During sex, as the male prepares to ejaculate, he forces himself to piss all over the recipient along with his semen.
Jake: “Courtney just killed herself”
Todd: “why?”
Jake: “she said she wanted to mix things up a bit so I gave her a calypso juice surprise but it turns out she just wanted me to pull out instead of a condom”
Calypso juice by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

Ru Paul’s drag realm

A special place in hell for those who jack off to traps or he-shes but persist that they’re not gay and neither are traps. The zone itself is basically a kinky medieval torture dungeon with a load of weird sex tortures
Todd: “awww shit man! Toby just died”
Steve: “he was fucking weird, bet he’s gone to the Ru Paul’s drag realm”