A special place in hell for those who jack off to traps or he-shes but persist that they’re not gay and neither are traps. The zone itself is basically a kinky medieval torture dungeon with a load of weird sex tortures
Todd: “awww shit man! Toby just died”
Steve: “he was fucking weird, bet he’s gone to the Ru Paul’s drag realm”
Steve: “he was fucking weird, bet he’s gone to the Ru Paul’s drag realm”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
Todd: “hello, who is this?”
Michael: “the names Michael, I’m a lady whisperer, I also own a pet chainsaw”
Michael: “the names Michael, I’m a lady whisperer, I also own a pet chainsaw”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
During sex, as the male prepares to ejaculate, he forces himself to piss all over the recipient along with his semen.
Jake: “Courtney just killed herself”
Todd: “why?”
Jake: “she said she wanted to mix things up a bit so I gave her a calypso juice surprise but it turns out she just wanted me to pull out instead of a condom”
Todd: “why?”
Jake: “she said she wanted to mix things up a bit so I gave her a calypso juice surprise but it turns out she just wanted me to pull out instead of a condom”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
Stacy: “thank you so much James Baxter, you always know exactly what to say to cheer me up”
James Baxter: “James baxter. Jaaames baaxteer”
James Baxter: “James baxter. Jaaames baaxteer”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
Where a sexual partner is lifted by their nipples alone with BDSM nipple clamps while any other participants dance to upbeat Native American drumming naked apart from head dresses.
Todd: “damn bro I do not be vibing”
Michael: “why bro?”
Todd: “I tried The naughty sun-dance and my milk-makers ripped off bro”
Michael: “why bro?”
Todd: “I tried The naughty sun-dance and my milk-makers ripped off bro”
by Cum faggot October 22, 2019
During sex, one partner will scream the name of the move they’re about to do and then grab the most intricate part of the recipients body they can (e.g. ear, tongue, nose) and twist it before ejaculating into their eyelids.
Todd: “awww man! I gave Stacy a Taiwanese tongue twister yesterday and fucking wrecked her”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
Absolute any bodily fluids you can find in a blender with a fuck ton of brown sugar, chalk and ethanol
Todd: “Jesus Christ man! What did you put in my shake dude?!”
Hassan: “it is not what is in your shake my friend, it is what is your shake”
Todd: “what?”
Hassan: “I have prepared you a ‘shake’ from my home town called a Hungarian shakungalcka or a Hungarian shake”
Hassan: “it is not what is in your shake my friend, it is what is your shake”
Todd: “what?”
Hassan: “I have prepared you a ‘shake’ from my home town called a Hungarian shakungalcka or a Hungarian shake”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019