Top definition
Jaaaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter is a mythical beach ball riding horse that can only say his own name. He is loved by all but his only love is the seaside. He is allergic to Karen's, and middle management. His occupation is unknown but he likes drugs.

He has been known to ride his beach ball between Beatles themed pubs.
Abbie: Oh my God - is that James Baxter?
Sara: No, it's just a horse - he's obviously not riding a beach ball.

James Baxter: Jaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter
via giphy
by FinnplusJake November 23, 2018
Get the mug
Get a James Baxter mug for your dad Manley.
Apr 21 Word of the Day
I've been jabbed
by Francesco II March 20, 2021
Get the merch
Get the jabbed neck gaiter and mug.
2
The second coming of god. Mode of transportation: a beach ball. Often takes the form of a horse
Stacy: β€œthank you so much James Baxter, you always know exactly what to say to cheer me up”
James Baxter: β€œJames baxter. Jaaames baaxteer”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
Get the mug
Get a James Baxter mug for your buddy Sarah.