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Definitions by Croatalin

Bavarian Motor Works or in German Bayerische Motoren Werke also in German Bersten Mal Wieder or broken down again. In addition in English you can have Bought Mainly by Wankers.
That fuckwit Jim's bought a Beamer and he can't get it to start!
Well, it's live up to its acronym then, BMW, bought mainly by Wankers!
BMW by Croatalin December 3, 2013

Manna for the mindless 

Deriving from the tag 'Manna for the mind' used to describe books and literature, 'Manna for the mindless' is a disparaging but accurate description of banal entertainment of any sort, particularly daytime television, long running soaps, stupid game shows, chat shows and so on. It consists of material that is so dumb it doesn't require 'dumbing down' and is no more than prdigested pap which can be understood by people with a below normal IQ. Before the advent of twenty-four seven television manna for the mindless was typified by the Hollywood musical of the 1950s. These consisting entirely of eminently forgettable songs joined together by crappy dialogue and a plot so thin you could shoot peas through it.
"Kim, d'you want to come out for a walk?"
"No, I've got to watch Jeremy Kyle!"
"Manna for the mindless!"
British Army slang believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 - 1902, so called because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.
I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.
Gasper by Croatalin December 2, 2013

Ripped him a second asshole 

This can also be ripped her a second asshole. Originally this phrase meant to attack someone with vicious and overwhelming brutality but, over time the meaning changed to become to reprimand someone so totally and effectively that it effectively destroyed them. If you have ripped him (or her) a second asshole you have administered the ultimate put down.
Jay, you know that wanker Malcolm ruined the design for the new website? Well the boss called him into his office and ten minutes later Malcolm came out, he was pale and shaking and I think he'd pissed himself! The boss sure ripped him a second asshole and on top of that he got potted!

Rug Muncher 

There are a number of different defintions for this phrase:
1) Possibly the best known, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also know as muff diving.
2) Someone, usually a small child but can be an adult, who is prone to temper tantrums, throws themselves to the ground and bites the carpet.
3) Someone who is extremely eccentric, or even clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
4) A derogatory name for a person with learning difficulties, similar to window licker.
1) Look at those two fat dykes! A right pair of rug munchers!
2) There was this really nasty kid, screaming at his mother in the middle of the shop, stamping his feet and trying to hit her! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
3) John's acting stranger and stranger. It's sad to see a gifted man turning into a rug muncher.
4) If I hear you calling a person with learning difficulties a 'rug muncher' again, there will be real trouble.
Rug Muncher by Croatalin November 30, 2013
British Army slang in use before the Second World War, a sand rat is a whore, hooker or prostitute in a seaside town. They became known as sand rats because, like rats, they only came out after dark and would take their clients down to the beach for sex on the sand.
A British squaddie going on leave might say to his mates, "Right, I've got me 'water wings and calamine' and I'm off to play with the sand rats."
Note Water wings and calamine referred to condoms and barrier cream issued to soldiers to try to reduce the risk of them contracting STD.
Sand Rat by Croatalin November 30, 2013

Molly Piss 

British Westcountry slang for an ineffectual male. The epithet carries with it implications that the recipient is also impotent, effeminate and incompetent. The origin is unclear, perhaps deriving from the expression 'not worth Molly's piss' meaning to be of no account or worthless, although who Molly was we'll never know.
Malcolm's got all emotional again 'cos he can't get the computer to work, says it's something technical.
Did he plug it in?
No, but he threatened to raise a grievance against me 'cos I laughed at him!
What a Molly Piss!
Molly Piss by Croatalin November 24, 2013