Definitions by Cripple in da 651
Manhattan
Manhattan, my friends, is not New York City.
However, Manhattan is one of the five boroughs of New York City, (the others being Brooklyn, The Bronx, Queens and Staten Island.)
Many tourists and foreigners refer to only Manhattan as New York City, and at the the same time have never even heard of Staten Island.
However, Manhattan is one of the five boroughs of New York City, (the others being Brooklyn, The Bronx, Queens and Staten Island.)
Many tourists and foreigners refer to only Manhattan as New York City, and at the the same time have never even heard of Staten Island.
Although Manhattan is well known to outsiders, the island that looks like a penis is not all New York City has to offer.
Manhattan by Cripple in da 651 June 2, 2008
Jones Soda
Watermelon,
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
Jones Soda by Cripple in da 651 May 14, 2008
Minnesota Wild
The only consistently successful sports team in the state!
Timberwolves,
Twins, and
Vikings
all suck!
Timberwolves,
Twins, and
Vikings
all suck!
Minnesota Wild by Cripple in da 651 April 7, 2008
Joey Chestnut
The #1 ranked competitive eater in the world!
Kicked Kobayashi's ass.
66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
Straight from 707!
Kicked Kobayashi's ass.
66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
Straight from 707!
Joey Chestnut by Cripple in da 651 April 7, 2008
Sleep
The best excuse to be unproductive for eight or more hours every day.
There's really no need for coffee or energy drinks,
Just get some sleep.
There's really no need for coffee or energy drinks,
Just get some sleep.
Sleep by Cripple in da 651 April 5, 2008
Mets
The best team in baseball!
Players who aren't concerned solely about their paycheck.
Recently signed the best pitcher in baseball to one of the most lucrative contracts in history.
Insane talent in,
third baseman #5 David Wright and
shortstop #7 Jose Reyes.
Awesome ballpark, (Shea)
which never sold out to a corporate sponsor,
like the new ballpark, (Citi)
Loyal fans, who can live through a season ending in September,
unlike the Bronx.
(King Georgie and loud-mouth Hank have to buy their victories instead.)
Players who aren't concerned solely about their paycheck.
Recently signed the best pitcher in baseball to one of the most lucrative contracts in history.
Insane talent in,
third baseman #5 David Wright and
shortstop #7 Jose Reyes.
Awesome ballpark, (Shea)
which never sold out to a corporate sponsor,
like the new ballpark, (Citi)
Loyal fans, who can live through a season ending in September,
unlike the Bronx.
(King Georgie and loud-mouth Hank have to buy their victories instead.)
Mets by Cripple in da 651 March 30, 2008
Dr. No
A ten-term congressman who currently represents the 14th district of Texas in the U.S. House of Representatives.
Dr. No is also running a national campaign for President in 2008, under the Republican banner.
Unfortunately, Dr. No has very slim chances of being elected.
Dr. No has earned his title for his countless "nays" on the House floor.
Also see Ron Paul
Dr. No is also running a national campaign for President in 2008, under the Republican banner.
Unfortunately, Dr. No has very slim chances of being elected.
Dr. No has earned his title for his countless "nays" on the House floor.
Also see Ron Paul
Dr. No-Not your typical Paulitician!
Dr. No by Cripple in da 651 February 22, 2008