The best excuse to be unproductive for eight or more hours every day.
There's really no need for coffee or energy drinks,
Just get some sleep.
There's really no need for coffee or energy drinks,
Just get some sleep.
by Cripple in da 651 April 05, 2008
Get the Sleepmug. Watermelon,
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
by Cripple in da 651 May 14, 2008
Get the Jones Sodamug. The only consistently successful sports team in the state!
Timberwolves,
Twins, and
Vikings
all suck!
Timberwolves,
Twins, and
Vikings
all suck!
by Cripple in da 651 April 07, 2008
Get the Minnesota Wildmug. A ten-term congressman who currently represents the 14th district of Texas in the U.S. House of Representatives.
Dr. No is also running a national campaign for President in 2008, under the Republican banner.
Unfortunately, Dr. No has very slim chances of being elected.
Dr. No has earned his title for his countless "nays" on the House floor.
Also see Ron Paul
Dr. No is also running a national campaign for President in 2008, under the Republican banner.
Unfortunately, Dr. No has very slim chances of being elected.
Dr. No has earned his title for his countless "nays" on the House floor.
Also see Ron Paul
Dr. No-Not your typical Paulitician!
by Cripple in da 651 February 22, 2008
Get the Dr. Nomug. The six-wheeled, 10-ton piece of shit I get stuck riding to that prison they call high school every day.
My bus driver is a fuckin' nut job!
(They told me I had to include "Uncool Bus" in my definition so there it is.)
(They told me I had to include "Uncool Bus" in my definition so there it is.)
by Cripple in da 651 February 15, 2008
Get the Uncool Busmug. The #1 ranked competitive eater in the world!
Kicked Kobayashi's ass.
66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
Straight from 707!
Kicked Kobayashi's ass.
66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
Straight from 707!
by Cripple in da 651 April 07, 2008
Get the Joey Chestnutmug. Manhattan, my friends, is not New York City.
However, Manhattan is one of the five boroughs of New York City, (the others being Brooklyn, The Bronx, Queens and Staten Island.)
Many tourists and foreigners refer to only Manhattan as New York City, and at the the same time have never even heard of Staten Island.
However, Manhattan is one of the five boroughs of New York City, (the others being Brooklyn, The Bronx, Queens and Staten Island.)
Many tourists and foreigners refer to only Manhattan as New York City, and at the the same time have never even heard of Staten Island.
Although Manhattan is well known to outsiders, the island that looks like a penis is not all New York City has to offer.
by Cripple in da 651 June 02, 2008
Get the Manhattanmug.