kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.
Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...
by CreeperStash March 10, 2008
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PQMM

A "Pretty Queer Meter Maid" that writes you an undeserved parking ticket in a flamboyant matter.

An example of 'text-talk' like lol, jk, and rofl, but used mainly by h-core texters. Used mostly in acronym form over texting for convenience.
(text message) Yo, a PQMM just gave me a tckt! But i dnt get $ til tomor

(reply message) ROFL sux 4 u
by CreeperStash March 12, 2008
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Playing With Snow

Doing cocaine.
I heard Bobby has been playing with snow.
by CreeperStash July 07, 2010
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Centertooth

When someone loses one of their front teeth and doesn't do anything to fix it, therefore allowing the rest of the teeth to shift inward to create a centertooth effect.
"The last hour of work is like pulling a centertooth..."
by CreeperStash June 29, 2008
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Shotgun Eyes

When someone's eyes are so close together, they resemble the 2 barrels on a shotgun if you were to look directly into the gun.
Jackie's eyes are too close together. She has shotgun eyes.
by CreeperStash December 15, 2010
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Mountain Piss

Mountain Lighting, the knock-off brand of Mountain Dew that tastes like horse piss. Often used in substitute of alcohol when playing beer pong because the effects are almost just as bad and because it's way cheaper.
-Wanna play some pong tonight?

-I'll get the mountain piss.
by CreeperStash June 23, 2008
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Creeper Stash

A thin, usually dark and greasy mustache just above the top lip, resembling that of a stereotypical Mexican person.

Usually those with a true "creeper stash" also carry a baseball bat while wearing Bermuda or Mormon shorts, and pop out of expectable locations ready to beat someone up.
The character of "Martin" played by Danny R. McBride in the 2007 movie "The Heartbreak Kid" is a perfect example of a creeper stash.
by CreeperStash March 13, 2008
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