Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have big magic ears that make stools and block out the sun

That guy Michael looks like a stool Wizard just look at the size of his ears

by Crazysteve June 04, 2018

Premature mickulation

When you jump the gun and try to act the hero. Seeing an opportunity to get some praise without realising what's going on.

That guy thought he was saving the day because he has been going to the gym but turns out nobody needed saving. Sounds like he suffered premature mickulation

by Crazysteve April 09, 2017

Volt crossing

Volt crossing is motocross for the young pups that care about the environment and believe that electric is the future. Electric motorbikes without gears and harmful fumes which makes it suitable for vegans.

Boy 1. Here boy are you going volt crossing at the weekend or what?
Boy 2. Yeah boy I’m gonna tail whip the iron horses big time
Boy 3. What’s volt crossing?
Boy 1&2. Lmao your lame mick mag

by Crazysteve December 04, 2019

Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin

Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich

by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

Rupert

When someone is acting like a dick. Acting like a know it all and never admitting when wrong.

Did you see that mess he made? Yes stiofan is a right Rupert

by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

Doing a mickey

Agreeing to a deadline you can't meet because you are afraid of rocking the boat

Why is he stressed? Because he is doing a mickey

by Crazysteve July 27, 2016

Premature mickulation

Whenever you jump the gun and try to be a hero for anything going and make a dogs dinner of it.

Guy 1. Is this wrong?

Guy2. Yes I found it and I will let everybody know.

Guy 1 ok but it's fine though

Guy 2. Oh I told everybody already

Guy 1 sounds like you suffered from premature mickulation

by Crazysteve April 05, 2017