Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have big magic ears that make stools and block out the sun

That guy Michael looks like a stool Wizard just look at the size of his ears

by Crazysteve June 4, 2018

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Premature mickulation

When you jump the gun and try to act the hero. Seeing an opportunity to get some praise without realising what's going on.

That guy thought he was saving the day because he has been going to the gym but turns out nobody needed saving. Sounds like he suffered premature mickulation

by Crazysteve April 9, 2017

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Voltcross

The new kid on the block when it comes to racing. Voltcross is the fine art of motocross racing mixed with electric motorbikes. It’s likes motocross but not as exciting because there is no noise apart from the riders swearing at each other and humming the theme tune to black beauty over and over again. Electricity comes from the sky so when you need to charge your bike go out in the rain for a few hours.

Boy 1. Here boy did you hear about the new thing called voltcross?

Boy 2. No

Boy 1. Sorry wrong person

Boy 2. How did you get in my house?

Boy 3. Sorry can you guys tell me how to get to the garage?

Boy 2. Can I have my shoes back?

Boy 1. VOLTCROSS

by Crazysteve December 4, 2019

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Premature mickulation

Whenever you jump the gun and try to be a hero for anything going and make a dogs dinner of it.

Guy 1. Is this wrong?

Guy2. Yes I found it and I will let everybody know.

Guy 1 ok but it's fine though

Guy 2. Oh I told everybody already

Guy 1 sounds like you suffered from premature mickulation

by Crazysteve April 5, 2017

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