Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Crazy68

Mirriage

1. A Mirriage is an illusion of a marriage. 2. A description of a doomed union based on mis-conceptions and not being thouroughly finished sowing one's oats or seeding numerous Bar- Hostesses and Cheerleaders. Happens alot in pro sports

dude: "why'd he Marry that bitch, if he was going to be fuckin' n sucking every bar-hop on his PGA tour?"
dude ett: "that was no Marriage Foo!, that was a Mirriage, you fuckin bitch, now go make me a sandwich!!!"
dude: " y-yes h-h-honeycakes."

by Crazy68 December 3, 2009

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Gumbis

1. A person who exhibits Gumby-like behavior. .2 an idiot
3. a moron

What a freaking Gumbis!!!

by Crazy68 August 18, 2009

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Tiger Block

When your Famous and you have an accident due to an angry wife finding out about your "escapades" and several people including the CHP and people from the public media, begin to ask you personal questions.

Buddy: Why did you wreck your car Mr. Professional Golfer?
PG: I would like to keep this a private matter between my wife and family.
Buddy: Why?
PG: because I am very concerned about family.
Buddy: oh, I see, you just be busting out with a Tiger Block
PG: yes, hahaha, yes I concur.

by Crazy68 December 2, 2009

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biting chunk

oral copulation, sucking a dick, getting a mouthful of penis.

Bitch that was biting chunk last night was your Mama, then your sister stepped in.

by Crazy68 August 28, 2009

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nappy poo

A cute way of stating one's intention on taking a short nap.

I wish to take a nappy poo!

by Crazy68 September 3, 2009

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Bustin a Tiger

When you cheat on your wife, not just once, but several times. Including bar chicks and Porn stars, screwing all without condoms, expecting to stay married after your hot, swedish, model wife finds out.

I don't care what you say Jesus, I'm bustin a Tiger!!

by Crazy68 January 11, 2010

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