buttfunk

the unpleasant aroma that eminates from the crack of an unwashed buttock
bitch you need to wash that buttfunk from yo ass!!!
by Crazy68 August 31, 2009
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booty smoke

1. vapor emitted from the intestinal tract, that exits from the rectum. 2. the apearence of warm air, emiting from one's ass on a cold day
damn what the fuck is that cloud coming out your butt? it's booty smoke!
by Crazy68 October 20, 2009
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curmudgeon

an old cranky character. a hunched over senior with a bad attitude.
damn your old ass grandmama is a freaking curmudgeon!
by Crazy68 August 21, 2009
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Bustin a Tiger

When you cheat on your wife, not just once, but several times. Including bar chicks and Porn stars, screwing all without condoms, expecting to stay married after your hot, swedish, model wife finds out.
I don't care what you say Jesus, I'm bustin a Tiger!!
by Crazy68 January 11, 2010
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nappy poo

A cute way of stating one's intention on taking a short nap.
I wish to take a nappy poo!
by Crazy68 September 03, 2009
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dookie blast

1. When you got to shit so bad, you hit the side of the bowl with the tip and make a brown crayon swirl.2. when you spray shit into your shorts instead of gas.
Lone Ranger:"aw man, that was not a fart kimosabee..dat was a dookie blast..oh well, better go get another saddle for silver..solly bout that old chum!"
Tonto: " good thing You no ridem Bareback!"
Silver: "goddamn straight!"
by Crazy68 August 29, 2010
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Blut

1. The sound you make when you pass enormous gas.
2. A fart Bubble
3. A bad diarrhea fart, the kind that forces you to wear an adult diaper for the duration of the sickness.
Tim: I am going to bust a blut.
Fraulein: Can I roll down the window in zee Volkswagen?
Tim: too late! Leiden Sie, wench!
Fraulein: Ach! Nein!
by Crazy68 November 07, 2019
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