Gumbis

1. A person who exhibits Gumby-like behavior. .2 an idiot
3. a moron

What a freaking Gumbis!!!

by Crazy68 August 18, 2009

muggwump

An idiot, a boob, a foolish individual. usually stated in frustration. (older slang term)

get outta my way you muggwump!!

by Crazy68 August 21, 2009

Mirriage

1. A Mirriage is an illusion of a marriage. 2. A description of a doomed union based on mis-conceptions and not being thouroughly finished sowing one's oats or seeding numerous Bar- Hostesses and Cheerleaders. Happens alot in pro sports

dude: "why'd he Marry that bitch, if he was going to be fuckin' n sucking every bar-hop on his PGA tour?"
dude ett: "that was no Marriage Foo!, that was a Mirriage, you fuckin bitch, now go make me a sandwich!!!"
dude: " y-yes h-h-honeycakes."

by Crazy68 December 03, 2009

Plowing ass

1. Drilling the rectum 2. Digging deep in someone's ass with your penis while making slapping noises against the cheeks

Man. Bobby ripped up that booty, she was walking sideways after bobby was plowing ass!

by Crazy68 August 11, 2013

Cuppla Beers

What you usually tell
a police officer/wife/significant other when they ask how many beers you had tonight.

"exuse me sir, how many you had tonight?" "uuuh, I shwear Ossifer, I only had a cuppla beers".....

by Crazy68 October 01, 2009

Making Peanut Butter

Anal sex to the point where it gets all gooshy.

damn bitch, yo ass is making peanut butter!

by Crazy68 May 19, 2010

dookie blast

1. When you got to shit so bad, you hit the side of the bowl with the tip and make a brown crayon swirl.2. when you spray shit into your shorts instead of gas.

Lone Ranger:"aw man, that was not a fart kimosabee..dat was a dookie blast..oh well, better go get another saddle for silver..solly bout that old chum!"
Tonto: " good thing You no ridem Bareback!"
Silver: "goddamn straight!"

by Crazy68 August 29, 2010