spotted dick

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!

by Crazy68 August 28, 2009

buttfunk

the unpleasant aroma that eminates from the crack of an unwashed buttock

bitch you need to wash that buttfunk from yo ass!!!

by Crazy68 September 01, 2009

assglazing

1. when you pull out and ejaculate all over someones asscheeks.2. when you take your penis and use it to smear the nuttbutter around the asscheeks like a cinnabun

I love that bitch, she really digs it when I be assglazing her face down in the pillow!!

by Crazy68 September 02, 2009

curmudgeon

an old cranky character. a hunched over senior with a bad attitude.

damn your old ass grandmama is a freaking curmudgeon!

by Crazy68 August 21, 2009

Blut

1. The sound you make when you pass enormous gas.
2. A fart Bubble
3. A bad diarrhea fart, the kind that forces you to wear an adult diaper for the duration of the sickness.

Tim: I am going to bust a blut.
Fraulein: Can I roll down the window in zee Volkswagen?
Tim: too late! Leiden Sie, wench!
Fraulein: Ach! Nein!

by Crazy68 November 07, 2019

dookie blast

1. When you got to shit so bad, you hit the side of the bowl with the tip and make a brown crayon swirl.2. when you spray shit into your shorts instead of gas.

Lone Ranger:"aw man, that was not a fart kimosabee..dat was a dookie blast..oh well, better go get another saddle for silver..solly bout that old chum!"
Tonto: " good thing You no ridem Bareback!"
Silver: "goddamn straight!"

by Crazy68 August 29, 2010

muggwump

An idiot, a boob, a foolish individual. usually stated in frustration. (older slang term)

get outta my way you muggwump!!

by Crazy68 August 21, 2009