didn't get his covid vaccine either

"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.

"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"

by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021

Sooner

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.

Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.

by Cranberry Bob December 02, 2019

subordinate Claus

A subordinate Claus is an understudy for Santa Claus.

Jerry, one of the elves, was promoted to a subordinate Claus.

by Cranberry Bob December 24, 2019

Rocky Mountain canary

A Rocky Mountain canary is a humorous nickname for burros; so-called because of their melodious brays.

We were serenaded by a Rocky Mountain canary.

by Cranberry Bob May 07, 2020

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 26, 2019

went tits up

When someone or something went tits up, it means that he, she, or it died.

The Trump campaign went tits up.

by Cranberry Bob June 15, 2020

pope's nose

A pope's nose is the fatty rump of a chicken, duck, or turkey from which the tail feathers would have been attached.

Some people say the pope's nose is the most savory part of the chicken.

by Cranberry Bob December 24, 2020