Cranberry Bob's definitions

spotted Richard

Spotted Richard is the name used in the dining room of the House of Parliament instead of spotted dick. This is a traditional English sponge or suet cake served with custard.

The dining room had spotted Richard on the menu, just to be a dick about it.

by Cranberry Bob November 6, 2021

Dakota corndog

A Dakota corndog is a penis.

Laurie liked nothing better than a Dakota corndog after work.

by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019

strudel noodle

A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.

Marmaduke was a total failure as a baker: he was a strudel noodle.

by Cranberry Bob April 17, 2020

blind tiger

A blind tiger is an establishment that sells bootleg beer or whiskey in a dry county.

Grandma operated the best blind tiger in De Kalb County, Alabama

by Cranberry Bob March 16, 2020

pile driver

A pile driver is a mixed drink consisting of vodka, prune juice, and a dash of orange juice.

We were desperate as counselors at a summer camp; so we mixed vodka, prune juice, and orange juice to male pile drivers.

by Cranberry Bob February 7, 2020

Dyslexic Agnostic

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

volunteer

Some gardeners refer to undesired or unexpected plants as "volunteers."

I have to do some weeding; too many volunteers cropped up in my garden.

by Cranberry Bob July 12, 2021