Definitions by Cranberry Bob

tee-hee 

A tee-hee is a micropenis, one that is severely undersized.

John showed his penis to Gwendolyn, and said, "This is my prick."

Gwendolyn replied, "No, that's a tee-hee. It's too small to be a prick!"

tee-hee by Cranberry Bob December 21, 2019

stones and bones 

Collegiate slang for archeology

I'm taking stones and bones this semester,

stones and bones by Cranberry Bob December 20, 2019

The Naked Truth 

The Naked Truth is an allegorical statue in St. Louis.

The sculptures refused to depict The Naked Truth with clothes because "Den she would not be naked."

The Naked Truth by Cranberry Bob December 18, 2019

gone Elvis 

'Gone Elvis' means disappeared; out of sight.

Tom has gone Elvis on us.

gone Elvis by Cranberry Bob December 6, 2019

Minnesota virgin

A Minnesota virgin is a woman that allows you to put only the tip in - but no further.

Hortense was a Minnesota virgin for Chadwick - allowed only a quick dip.

Minnesota virgin by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019

Dakota corndog 

A Dakota corndog is a penis.

Laurie liked nothing better than a Dakota corndog after work.

Dakota corndog by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019

play the lone hand 

To play the lone hand, she or he is masturbating.

Since Jim didn't call, Heather decidedto play the lone hand.

play the lone hand by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019