Definitions by Craig in the Hat

Grunt 

A collective word for all types of porn/pornography, arising from the noise recipients make whilst reading or watching it, and also by the performers.

Johnny is in his bedroom watching grunt on his laptop whilst his dad is in his shed looking at old grunt magazines.

Grunt by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018

Gentlemen's Relish 

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.

I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.

Gentlemen's Relish by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018

Wog nasty 

Unpalatable foreign (non-British/US/Aussie etc) food with an unappealing appearance or aroma. Can be applied to African, Asian and Middle Eastern cuisine.

Watch out for the street food vendors in Manila - one sniff of that wog nasty will make you hurl your kidneys.

I don't care if it's froma 5 star restaurant, Korean food looks and smells wog nasty.

Wog nasty by Craig in the Hat December 7, 2011

Piss chimp 

Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.

He's such a piss chimp. Whenever I see his stupid face I just want to unload my piss on him.

Piss chimp by Craig in the Hat May 26, 2011

Rugmunching

Oral sex practiced on a woman either by a man or another woman. Can be applied to eating hairy twats or shaven havens.

I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of cunt lapping!

Rugmunching by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

lezzers 

Lesbians by another name. Those who sup from the furry cup and follow a meat-free diet.

The only decent looking women in Quebec are all lezzers! The only warm place to stick your cock is in a moose!

lezzers by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

Clam lapping 

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.

Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.

Clam lapping by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011