Definitions by Covido
Covid-🚬
When smoking opens up the arteries, which could allegedly help to better fight the viruses in the body, with tobacco companies excited to fund any research that shows that nicotine in controlled amounts is a potential cure to the coronavirus.
COVID-😷
When millions of women use the face mask as a substitute for no make-up days, and shy people use it to hide or retreat behind.
Covid-🐡
When the consumption of the fugu (or puffer or blowfish), which is known as being lethally poisonous unless properly prepared, is touted as an unproven cure to the coronavirus.
Briccine
When wealthy corona patients try to bribe the hospital to short-circuit the waiting time to get vaccinated, who let the doctors decide what to do with their generous contribution: to pocket it themselves, or to donate it to a charity out of fear of being accused of corruption.
Covid-🇷🇺
When Russia even with its much publicized home-made, half-baked vaccine, Sputnik V, named after the first satellite in space, is registering new heights in corona infections and deaths—both local critics and aliens are 99.99% certain that Putin & Co. are downplaying and falsifying coronavirus figures.
Con-19
Someone who tries to extort money from others during the coronavirus pandemic, by pretending to be a law enforcer—for example, they would catch others sans a face mask, then ask them for a bribe to help the victims avoid paying a hefty fine or being in jail.
Covid-🇹🇭
When the land of a thousand smiles of 70 million people that shares porous borders with four countries, with 4,000-plus corona cases and 60 deaths so far, is now seeing an outbreak among hundreds of its Myanmar migrants, who work at the Mahachai market—the heart of Thailand's multi-billion-dollar seafood industry.