CountryBlumpkin's definitions

the tim mcgraw

A sexual act in which the woman puts ink around her vagina so that when the man (or another woman) pleasures her orally, he gets a ring around his mouth resembling Tim McGraw's facial hair. The act is only completed once the man puts on a cowboy hat and boots. He must then sing a Tim McGraw song.

Jeremiah's girlfriend made him do the Tim McGraw, and he subsequently died of ink poisoning.

by CountryBlumpkin October 19, 2009

poundemic

the mass pounding that inevitably occurs when people are under lock down

damn son that sorority party was a poundemic

by countryblumpkin August 4, 2020

thot mode

a temporary phase when when basic bitches start twerking after being ignored on the club floors

damn bro... that Danielle?

yup she in thot mode now

by countryblumpkin August 22, 2020

WOG

Whore of the Group. The leader slut of the gang of girls.

Mayock: "Dude check out Cindy and her friends. "
Bill: "Yea. She is the WoG"

by countryblumpkin August 16, 2014