an acronym (pronounced as a single syllable) for "Gently Flicking the End of My Penis". It can generally be exchanged in place of "joking" or "kidding" to impart a sense of incredulity.
Kevin: Dude, lemme buy you a beer?
Chris: Serious? You're not GFEMP, are you?
Kevin: Yeah, you got me...
Chris: Serious? You're not GFEMP, are you?
Kevin: Yeah, you got me...
by Cosmo July 27, 2006
A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.
The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.
by Cosmo October 12, 2005
A novice female, generally one from the city attempting an outdoor sport. A female Joey. Generally not used as an adjective, though.
Originates with people from the greater Boston or NYC areas traveling to ski resorts in northern New England or Upstate NY, and shouting things like "Hey, Janey! Janey, hit the jump!" to each other, when they clearly have no idea what they're doing.
Originates with people from the greater Boston or NYC areas traveling to ski resorts in northern New England or Upstate NY, and shouting things like "Hey, Janey! Janey, hit the jump!" to each other, when they clearly have no idea what they're doing.
"Look at that freakin' Janey. I saw her out skiing this morning and she didn't make it off the Green lift once."
by Cosmo October 04, 2005
(also "fjörk," with umlaut for comedic effect) an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Norweigian for "screw off" but this is not true. See also fuschk.
by cosmo August 17, 2004
(syn foo foo dust, fu fu dust, fu-fu dust)
A non-existant magical dust, used as a metaphor for whatever the hell it is that keeps desireable men in relationships with apprently undesirable women. Probably derived from foo foo or fu fu (the two are synonymous by synecdoche), though the nonsensical nature of the term probably implies that the term could have easily arisen "a tempore."
A non-existant magical dust, used as a metaphor for whatever the hell it is that keeps desireable men in relationships with apprently undesirable women. Probably derived from foo foo or fu fu (the two are synonymous by synecdoche), though the nonsensical nature of the term probably implies that the term could have easily arisen "a tempore."
"Dude, Ben has been dating her for a long time but she is totally lame."
"Yeah, he's totally doped up on her foo-foo dust"
"Yeah, he's totally doped up on her foo-foo dust"
by cosmo July 20, 2004
an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Russian for "screw off" but this is not true.
by cosmo August 17, 2004
Similar to leet, or elite. It means you are the best. It is a Finnish expression, and is only something you can use about a 100% perfect thing.
I'm binlate (i'm the best)
by Cosmo October 15, 2004