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bwahaha

Online derisive laughter, at your expense.
You actually purchased a penis patch? bwhahah!! roflmao
by Cosmicstargoat February 14, 2004
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Sexy Beast

A movie that featured one of the most terrifying characters ever portrayed.

That character was magnificently played by Ben Kingsley as Don Logan. Logan was the very embodiment of a sociopath, a fuming, steaming, spiting, cursing Tasmanian Devil with Tourettes; a gangster Sergeant Major that simply would not take no for an answer.

He is scarier than the Alien, with no fear, no remorse, no conscience, no regard for anything in his path.

Chilling
You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!

Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
by Cosmicstargoat August 23, 2004
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the flop

3 cards dealt face up at one time in Texas holdem poker.
MaineBowl called in spite of his weak 7-2 offsuit, just so he could look at the flop. What a moron.
by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004
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tourettes

See: tourette syndrome

Tourette Syndrome is an inherited, neurological disorder characterized by repeated and involuntary body movements (tics) and uncontrollable vocal sounds. In a minority of cases, the vocalizations can include socially inappropriate words and phrases -- called coprolalia. These outbursts are neither intentional nor purposeful. Involuntary symptoms can include eye blinking, repeated throat clearing or sniffing, arm thrusting, kicking movements, shoulder shrugging or jumping.

These and other symptoms typically appear before the age of 18 and the condition occurs in all ethnic groups with males affected 3 to 4 times more often than females. Although the symptoms of TS vary from person to person and range from very mild to severe, the majority of cases fall into the mild category. Associated conditions can include attentional problems, impulsiveness and learning disabilities.
tourette's A godDAMN, fuckINg, SERIOUS condition, MAN!!!!!!
by Cosmicstargoat April 28, 2004
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dr. pepper savage injun

A variation of the card game savage injun that is not recommended for rational, sober poker players. In the original game of savage injun there are two cards dealt, face down to all players. The players then hold the cards up to their foreheads, face out,(like an Indian's feathers on a head-dress) where you cannot see your own cards, but all of your opponents can see your cards. You bet on your knowledge of the other player's cards.

In the doctor pepper version (not recommended), the game is complicated by having wild cards of 10-2-4. Not for the feint of heart.
Willie shot Tyronne dead after losing to him in three straight hands of dr. pepper savage injun.
by Cosmicstargoat April 27, 2004
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flirtation

When the thingamajig is in the hand -or- the hand is in the thingamajig, but the thingamajig is not in the thingamajig
Timberlake dude's action with Janet Jackson was merely a flirtation, dude.
by Cosmicstargoat February 10, 2004
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spleecher

A shrill, whistling fart, usually stinky and may be slightly wet.
Ed cut a spleecher that smelled like death warmed over.
by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004
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