Cosmic Pope's definitions
romancing the stone
1) Masturbating
romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…
for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!
1) Masturbating
romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…
for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!
Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat
Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?
Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?
Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin
Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone
Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?
Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?
Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin
Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone
by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011
Get the Romancing the Stonemug. 1) short for "Shit You Say" normally punctuated as an exclamated question 2) credulity 3) are you serious? 4) forget that mess 5) Bullshit you are saying
its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"
its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"
shitusay there was bestiality at the party?!; shitusay this is decaf?!; Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor? shitusay!? that N-Word Jim ate all the waffels? shitusay, and you did not murk that fool!?
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
Get the shitusaymug. 1) A woman of poor moral values or reputation
2) a woman known to have sex with random unknown men
3) a woman who's vagina one would assume would look like a rotten chunk of tripe, one would find as one walks along a gutter or culvert;
4) a woman who is samples were of her vaginal fluids, one will find semen of a local sports team, even the third string, a janitor, four box car riders, David Phelps, that retarded dude who jacks it behind the k-mart, and a fame animal preferably a mule or horse.
2) a woman known to have sex with random unknown men
3) a woman who's vagina one would assume would look like a rotten chunk of tripe, one would find as one walks along a gutter or culvert;
4) a woman who is samples were of her vaginal fluids, one will find semen of a local sports team, even the third string, a janitor, four box car riders, David Phelps, that retarded dude who jacks it behind the k-mart, and a fame animal preferably a mule or horse.
personally i began using the term Gutter Tripe after i met the walking definition of this word, and the only thing i could use to define her wretchedness was the word Gutter Tripe
a skank, a trick, whore, slut, prostitute, loathsome woman, rotten crotch, hood rat, mung taint, filthy woman, hoochie, a Janet Reno, mealy mouth crotch pheasant, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Montana Fishburne, Hanna Montana, Fabiola, Gutter Tripe, Gutter Snipe, Booty Poppin Allstar
a skank, a trick, whore, slut, prostitute, loathsome woman, rotten crotch, hood rat, mung taint, filthy woman, hoochie, a Janet Reno, mealy mouth crotch pheasant, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Montana Fishburne, Hanna Montana, Fabiola, Gutter Tripe, Gutter Snipe, Booty Poppin Allstar
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
Get the Gutter Tripemug. 
by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014
Get the dirtballinmug. 1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals
every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge
Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge
Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
Get the gloongemug. by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014
Get the taintticklemug.