puppy

(1) A thing.
(2) A person.

(1) I wouldn't mess with that puppy; it's breakable.
(2) Tom Delay is one sick puppy.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

by cornholio October 12, 2003

syph

Syphilis

He came back from Tangier with a bad case a da syph.

by Cornholio October 22, 2003

turista

Montezuma's revenge, diarrhea, turista

I never had a worse case of turista than I picked up in Hackensack, New Jersey

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

Tutt

ugly kid

luke

by cornholio October 24, 2003

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

by Cornholio November 03, 2003

no-nuts

Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker

That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves vying for the Presidency

by cornholio October 16, 2003